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    Quote Originally Posted by Boobycino View Post
    I laughed so hard I couldn't stop the first time I heard this and probably the most I've laughed over any one joke. And any person I've ever told since has only ever managed a weak/polite "ha" or and awkward stare.

    But....

    *drum roll*

    Why was Noddy angry?

    Because elephants have Big Ears.

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    *whispers* I dont get it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just*Ace View Post
    Why is a pirate called a pirate? Because they Arrrrrrrr. Lol I'm so lame!
    Oh you want pirate jokes hey?

    -Where does a pirate go to drink?

    The bARRR

    -What's a pirate's favourite song?

    Twinkle Twinkle little stARRR

    - What did the pirate say when he had surgery?

    ARR me hearties, ARRR ME KIDNEYS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by London View Post
    *whispers* I dont get it...
    Me neither >__>

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    What's the definition of stupid?

    Two bald men fighting over a hair brush.

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    A garbage truck.

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    The snowball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by London View Post
    *whispers* I dont get it...
    Quote Originally Posted by αληθη View Post
    Me neither >__>
    You guys never saw Noddy?????

    *faints*

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    I used to read noddy

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    Omg you guys don't get the noddy joke???

    What has the world come to??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chew the Mintie View Post
    I used to read noddy
    So you know that noddys room mate was big ears?

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    Yes but there aren't any elephants

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    Lol that's the joke. Noddy is angry because the elephants HAVE 'big ears' - big ears being the room mate ergo the elephants have noddys room mate

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