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    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
    He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” 
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
    There is a silence, then a shot is heard. 
    The guy's voice comes back on the line.
    He says: “OK, now what?“

     



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    Default Re: Your best joke!

    No one else knows any jokes????

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    What are hippies?

    The things your Leggies are attached to!



    Why are anteaters so healthy??


    They're full of antibodies!



    There was another lame one I love but I can't think of it right now

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    This isnt my best joke but its a great kids joke that one of the kids at work told me...

    How many skunks does it take to stink up the place????
    - A phew *waft hand over nose*

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    Quote Originally Posted by αληθη View Post
    What are hippies?

    The things your Leggies are attached to!
    LOL!!! I love jokes like that!
    I just remembered another one a kid told me...

    What do you cal a deer with no eyes?
    - No eye-deer (idea)

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    - STILL no eye-deer (idea)

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    Default Re: Your best joke!

    A dyslexic walks into a bra


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    there were two muffins in a oven one day, one muffin said to the other muffin 'gee its hot in here'
    then the other muffin said 'oh my god its a talking muffin'

    lol. Cant think of any others

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    Quote Originally Posted by London View Post
    This isnt my best joke but its a great kids joke that one of the kids at work told me...

    How many skunks does it take to stink up the place????
    - A phew *waft hand over nose*
    AHAHA love it!

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    A man knocks on a door .. A young boy around 12 answers wearing fishnets .. A bra and holding a martini

    the man asks " are your parents home "?

    boy answers " what do you think"...

    wow shocked that my other joke was classed as racist .. Truly pathetic!!
    Last edited by Maybelline; 29-12-2012 at 06:05. Reason: removal of racist joke


 

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