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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsOhara View Post
    DF and I must be really disrespectful... I fart on his pillow
    You'll give him pink eye if you're not careful

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    A good fart is the next best thing to sex. I fart if I need to, and generally try and be discreet, but sometimes it's just funny as hell to play the fart game.

    If we're driving along in the car and I can feel a butt burp coming, I'll sneakily flick the airconditioning over to 'Recirculate'. It's like the gift that keeps on giving

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    Yuk I couldn't imagine peeing in front of DH let alone pushing out a turd in front of him. Some things are better left private thanks.

    Like I said before though, farts are funny until they smell so bad they make you want to gag. And believe me DH can let those real bad rip often and then it angers me and tell him to fart near the door lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FirstTimeMummy2012 View Post
    No offence puppy guts but that is really gross

    Do people really poop infront of eachother? That's so wrong in sooo many ways IMO. DH would be horrified if I tried to poop infront of him . .. not that I ever would.
    My DF thinks its hilarious to try and stand in the bathroom when I need to wee. I refuse to wee or poop in front of him! He will pee in front of me and he often invites me in to the toilet to talk to him while he is pooping (I never go though, YUCK!) lol He just doesnt really seemed to be phased by any of it where as Im more of a like to be alone on the toilet type!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adz View Post

    If we're driving along in the car and I can feel a butt burp coming, I'll sneakily flick the airconditioning over to 'Recirculate'. It's like the gift that keeps on giving
    Thank you! I'm SO doing this to DH to pay him back for when he farts with the fan blowing in my direction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by London View Post
    You'll give him pink eye if you're not careful
    He's been lucky so far haha
    Can you still get it if it's not a bare bummed fart? LOL!

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    My DP makes it well known when he farts. The only time it bothers me is when he does it on purpose right near you just to cake you in stench. That's gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsOhara View Post
    He's been lucky so far haha
    Can you still get it if it's not a bare bummed fart? LOL!
    Not sure to be honest. Not something I have looked into

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    This thread has had me cracking up all day! I get that he needs to fart but not the loudness from forcing it out, especially while I'm fast asleep! It's been interesting (and entertaining) to read everyone's pov

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkSmarties View Post
    Thank you! I'm SO doing this to DH to pay him back for when he farts with the fan blowing in my direction!
    My cousin will let go a silent but deadly in the car and then ask 'do you smell petrol?', so that everyone takes a big whiff in! So mean!

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