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    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
    My favourite so far, gave me a really good giggle, this really is something I could imagine my DH asking.

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    I'm killing myself laughing at everyone's posts I've got some good ones but ill hav to think when my brains not half asleep

    I went gym one morn told hubby to dress our son i come home finding him dressed in a clean pair of pjs (that he thought were clothes) and his shoes on the wrong feet I said what on earth did u put on him he said I couldn't find anything so just grabbed what was in the top drawer (pj drawer and a whole chest of drawers full of clothes) he said what's wrong I said what can you see wrong with this he honestly stood there for 5 mins trying to figure it out till he realized and started laughing .

    Another I love is " where are my keys"
    I can see him holding them in his hand but thought it would be funny to watch him get all frustrated stomping around like crazy till I said after a while what's that in your hands? They just can't seem to find anything even if its right In Front of them!!!

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    DH is really bad at chewing his nails, it's rare to see him without his hand up to his mouth.

    I had my 12 week scan yesterday, and sent my favorite pic for DH to see. I emailed him "look! He's sucking his thumb!" And DH replied "no he's not, he's chewing his nails!"

    Naw, just like daddy...

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    I love this thread. It's had me laughing so much my face hurts.

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    Just discussing with my (childless) other half about sleeping badly and I joked that seeing as he thinks he's so used to sleep deprivation, if we have kids then he can get up and change them then bring them to me for feeding. His response?

    'Surely the baby wouldn't need feeding and changing every time it woke up'

    Ummmm yeah babe they kinda do lol.
    Why else would they wake up?

    'Cos they're babies and they don't sleep well?'

    Yeah hun they don't sleep well BECAUSE they need feeding and changing lol.

    He's so cute!

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    When discussing wedding plans DH asked if we could skip formal sit down meals and just offer out guest cocktails and can-apps.

    After about 20min of laughter I finally told him its canapés.. Not can-apps. But yes we could do that and maybe also serve it with champ-agg-ney

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    Once at the drive though at Red Roster my dad asked "do you have a chicken burger" I laughed soo hard!

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    DP and I were at the shops one day. We were walking down the canned goods isle and DP looks at me and says in a serious voice and innocent look on his face "(him laughing) oh my God! Who in their right mind would buy sh!t ache's?"

    I was laughing so hard trying to breathe while I explained they were sh!take mushrooms. Shi tar kee not sh!t ache. And they were a type of mushroom, not a flashy way of advertising bad ones that may or may not give you a sh!t ache.

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    So yesterday I made some toast melts with ham and swiss cheese on them. Today DF asked me if I could make the same thing for lunch cos it was really yummy. I told him I couldnt cos we had no more swiss cheese left.

    He was like "So? Just slice some normal cheese and cut some holes in it. Problem solved"
    I was looking at him wondering if he was kidding and I said "Uh..its not the same thing"
    He looked at me all confused and was like "Yea it is, isnt Swiss cheese just normal cheese with holes in it?"

    I could not stop laughing for a whole 10 minutes.

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    Dp pokes his head around the corner of the kitchen and we have the following conversation-
    Dp: what's kanaps?
    Me: huh?
    Dp: what's a kanap?
    Me: what the hell are you talking about?
    Dp: on your brothers engagement party invitation it says drinks and kanaps served at 7
    Me: ohhhhhh you mean canapés Bahahahahahahaha it's like finger food!
    Dp: oh I though it was those fold over pizza things (calzone) i was thinking free beer and pizza, sweet!

    Ahhh I couldn't stop laughing for days, he also makes up random words my favourite was fidgetated a cross between fidgety and agitated. Used as in "stop that your making me all fidgetated!!!!!!"


 

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