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    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
    Ha ha ha oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Lovegood View Post
    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
    Um... Hmm... Right... If I were the pregnant lesbian I would have said it was an accident. Or I would have said "shh don't tell her but I had an affair with the guy at work but I'm hoping she thinks its hers and doesn't find out." That is so funny.

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    Hahahaha these are great!!

    I can't remember anything specific DP has done/said, but he has cracked me up before with silly things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maco View Post
    When ordering Subway DH used to say no I don't want any Filipinos in my sub.... He meant jalapeƱos!!
    until I corrected him! Never laughed so much in my life!
    Lol lol!!!! I wouldn't want any Filipinos in my subway either!!

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    Omg some of these are hilarious! My DF comes up with some beauties but I cant really think of any right now! There have been some funny mishaps in the kitchen though. One time he cooked me spaghetti bolognaise and used an entire jar of tomato paste in the sauce instead of a jar of sauce.

    Another time he decided to boil some eggs. He put cold water in a saucepan with the eggs and then timed it for 3 minutes. He cracked an egg open and it was still raw (obviously) so he poured it back into the water to try and poach it instead. He ended up throwing the eggs in the sink and getting huffy cos he just couldnt understand why his eggs didnt cook in 3 minutes "Nigella said 3 minutes for a perfect boiled egg" hahaha I was like yes honey from boiling point not cold water!

    Another time he was steaming some dim sims and when they were ready was getting them out of the saucepan and was like "Ew, whats that smell?" Turns out he didnt put enough water in the saucepan and had burnt my saucepan. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Bboys View Post
    In labour on the way to hospital with DS1. DH on the phone to the midwife ..."yes she's having contraptions"!

    I laughed so hard it hurt.
    Bahahahahahahhaha! That's so funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlemissellie View Post
    Dh had no idea that cotton and therefore cotton wool came from a plant. He didnt believe me and had to google it. Then he said with a confused look on his face " why has noone ever told me this"

    He thought cotton came from sheep cause of cotton 'wool'.

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    Haha! Just the other day I asked my partner if cotton and wool were the same thing. He just shook his head and walked away lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Lovegood View Post
    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
    Hahahahahahahaha I think this one is my favourite!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Lovegood View Post
    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
    Lol!
    I just read this to my DH and he looked at me confused.
    I asked "Did you get it?"
    He says" yeah the friend must have played up on her girlfriend"
    LOL!!! Ummm.. No honey then I explained it all to him..

    Oh the humanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie83 View Post
    I went to the loo after resettling DD at 2am this morning, but obviously didn't quite get her far enough down the sleep path as I heard her go off through the monitor again...I then heard DP going "shhh bubba shhh" Walked into our room and he was still fast asleep in bed trying to shhh the monitor...needless to say I went and did it to the actual baby before climbing back into bed with sleeping beauty!! Lol
    Lol i can picture this.

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