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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagrid View Post
    I didn't know this either until a few years ago! I always just thought it was man made... Dahuhh.
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    I only just found this out from reading this!!!
    No idea where I though it came from? (Maybe a sheep?) but who knew a plant! - learn something new everyday hehe.
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    DH started singing Eye of the Tiger the other day. His version?
    " It's the Eye of the Tiger, it's the cream of the crop...!"

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    I started reading these in bed last night and I thought I was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard so had to put my phone down, and have only just been able to read through them all, god men are funny.

    Another one from last night, he was telling me that him and a colleague were talking about nappies and DH said "we're not going to use disposables, we've got cloth nappies" and his colleague said "that's gross, what do you do with the poo?" And hubby said "I'm not sure... You use a nappy bucket, I think that does something to the poo" hahahahahaha. So glad he told me about this conversation now BEFORE the baby is born; who knows what carnage I would have come home to if I just assumed he knew what to do!

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    Yes the nappy bucket magically disolves all the poo! Wouldnt that b amazing lol!

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    So funny!! My DH comes out with some crackers! The best was when I asked him to stir something on the stove and he starts going through the drawer. I asked him what he was looking for and he responded with "I'm looking for the stirring stick!". I just looked at him, laughed and said "It's called a wooden spoon!"
    We now call the wooden spoon a "stirring stick". LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellbell85 View Post
    The other day DH wanted cereal - he got it out and put milk on it and started eating and screwed up his nose 'what is this sh*t??' - it was rolled oats for porridge!

    When we first met I asked him to grab me a plum from the fridge. He came back with ONE grape on a plate...I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

    He once asked if people keep growing when they are dead (this I thought he was joking - but I think it was a matter of he spoke before thinking). I just said 'yeah they dig them up every few years to give them a bigger coffin'

    We were at a trivia night and the question was 'what was The movie in 80s starring Nicole Kidman featuring bikes (or something along those lines) - clearly answer is BMX bandits..nope hubby is al excited as he hits the table with his fist yelling out 'ET!'

    Hubby and I said the exact same sentence at same time. I said 'aww same sames' - and he says 'yeah, we are like chalk and cheese!!' - had to point out that that saying means opposite...

    He really is not as silly as he sounds
    I struggled to breathe reading this. Oh dear my face hurts.

    "What is this sh*t??"

    Oh dear

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    Yeah he's certainly one of a kind!

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    I kissed hubby on the cheek once and caught him wiping it off and i said 'hey! don't wipe my kiss off!!'
    and he came back with 'im not wiping it off im rubbing it in!'

    nawwwww

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    I kissed hubby on the cheek once and caught him wiping it off and i said 'hey! don't wipe my kiss off!!'
    and he came back with 'im not wiping it off im rubbing it in!'

    nawwwww
    Nawwww!

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    When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...

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