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    Lots... I have to tell myself off sometimes for thinking (sometimes even verbalising to DH...) inappropriate or judgemental thoughts...! I am so glad what is in my head only I can see/hear!

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    Allllllll the time! I have to restrain myself from verbalizing sometimes.

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    Hahaha, I'm so glad I'm not the only one and the responses in this thread have me literally laughing out loud! You guys are awesome for sharing!

    I'll have to think of some more lmao!

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    I had one last night but it was really practical (I think i'm past having a sexual bone in my body).

    A security guard walked past me when I was out last night and his pants were so tight in the butt that I thought if he bent over or tried to chase someone his pants would tear apart. How he even squeezed his cheeks into them I don't know.

    I'm hoping my s*xual inappropriate thoughts might actually return one day

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    Yep I do as well however if I'm with my friends I usually let it spill, DH gets a bit embarrassed but hey you married it lol
    Friends are often in fits of laughter with my thoughts and quick comebacks especially of the sexual nature

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    yeh i have occasionally really blatantly rude/honest thoughts sometimes. Thoughts i don't even agree with and would NEVER say as they are highly offensive.

    It's often about colleagues and I always fantasize what the repercussions would be if i said them

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    I had my eyebrows waxxed and the girl smelled like cum all I could think was she just had sex on her lunch break. The next time I had them done with her(my usual chick) she told me her and her BF were trying for a baby as this time I was in uniform(daycare) and we were talking about kids it made me wonder

    After this and seeing her BF all I could think was how can they have sex she is SO short(my height which is around the height of a year 5-7 student) and he was very very very tall a basketballer so all I could think was how do they do it and was she doing it every lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fairyflossfairy View Post
    I had my eyebrows waxxed and the girl smelled like cum all I could think was she just had sex on her lunch break. The next time I had them done with her(my usual chick) she told me her and her BF were trying for a baby as this time I was in uniform(daycare) and we were talking about kids it made me wonder

    After this and seeing her BF all I could think was how can they have sex she is SO short(my height which is around the height of a year 5-7 student) and he was very very very tall a basketballer so all I could think was how do they do it and was she doing it every lunch.
    Lol, maybe they'd make a baby quicker if he came INSIDE her rather than spraying her with it (hence the smell?)....hahaha!

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    Lol, maybe they'd make a baby quicker if he came INSIDE her rather than spraying her with it (hence the smell?)....hahaha!
    Hmm.. EU DE seman.. Hmm yeah no thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsoptomistic View Post
    Lots... I have to tell myself off sometimes for thinking (sometimes even verbalising to DH...) inappropriate or judgemental thoughts...! I am so glad what is in my head only I can see/hear!
    Same here.

    I'll be brave and share an example. Last month my cousin posted pics of his newborn bub on FB and my immediate reaction was "OMG, the baby is NOT cute". I feel terrible for even thinking it, and would never say it out loud... but shamefully that's what popped into my head .


 

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