View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

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    Haha, no bidet here. Is never seen one till I had ds. I made acomment to my mum about how thoughtful the maternity ward was, catering for dads by putting a urinal in the individual bathrooms. She was wondering what I was referring too!
    When I explained it, she burst out laughing and quietly explained...... Oops!

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    I asked DF and he stands lol, weird!

    FTR I lean forward and reach around the back to wipe. Back to front is gross, the thought of smearing poo near my vag makes me dry retch.

    ETA just realised I wrote front to back is gross I meant back to
    Front lol
    Last edited by MrsOhara; 15-10-2012 at 20:14.

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    Default Re: Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    I stand :/ and blot not wipe pmsl

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    Default Re: Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Hahaha funniest thread ever!!! I sit and reach behind. Lol.

    I'm going to ask dp when he comes in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby star View Post
    I stand :/ and blot not wipe pmsl

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    blot number 2s aswell?

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    Default Re: Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Quote Originally Posted by Grebbeci View Post
    blot number 2s aswell?
    Yes, hard to explain but i don't 'wipe' as such, i wipe back to front so wiping just makes a mess

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    Just found out that my husband is totally weird.

    He stands to wipe, but he wipes from behind with his left hand and wipes from between his legs with his right hand. Weird.

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    OK seeing as everyone else is letting out secrets about thier DH's...

    DH site.. but he does it front to back from between legs.

    But he goes from the back to scratch.. WTF?

    Also if Either of my Besties see this you are both sworn to Secrecy I know where you both live.

    And in case you are wondering.. Yes we burp & fart in front of each other too.

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    b&p I burp but can't bring myself to do the other in front of DP. We been together almost 9 years too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesperatelySeekingSleep View Post
    b&p I burp but can't bring myself to do the other in front of DP. We been together almost 9 years too.

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    Well on our 4th date I took him 4wding and managed to break his nose & dislocate his Shoulder... So there was no point trying to convince him I am a lady after that.

    Oh I also wore Ugh boots on our first date. Not that he noticed.


 

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