View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpeamummy View Post
    This is so hilarious. I seriously thought everyone sat except for some children I've seen. I wonder if the children's I've seen standing are actually taught by their standing parents.
    So it seems it is not as simple as "do you fold or do you scrunch?"
    The idea of standing had never even crossed my mind. Until DH mounted the toilet roll holder in such a stupid place that it led to questions.

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    I sit. I've never knew that people stood up to wipe!

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    I had no idea people would stand up to wipe. Wow!

    How do I put this delicately... I wouldn't contemplate standing up before wiping, as it would mean wee dripping down my legs. But I guess men don't have that issue as they don't usually pee at the same time?

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    MEN ARE SO WEIRD? Seriously this has me so perplexed. I am going to try and wipe standing up next time I poop.

    No.

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Quote Originally Posted by Grebbeci View Post
    The idea of standing had never even crossed my mind. Until DH mounted the toilet roll holder in such a stupid place that it led to questions.
    Have you made it re-mount it in the normal spot?

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    oh um strangely enough i wipe standng up after a wee (i forgot to add in my other post) . not for #2 (except the final wipe make sure its all clean and dry down there) just easiest for me......

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    Quote Originally Posted by OJandMe View Post
    I sit, and then lean forward reach around and wipe front to back.

    This!

    What the ........Standing?? I cant even imagine the logistics of that, im sure id fall over trying to make sure i got it all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpeamummy View Post
    Have you made it re-mount it in the normal spot?
    No, cause then I would have 2 screw holes in my nice new tiles. At the moment I just take it off the holder to use it, next time we go to Sydney I have told him we have to go to ikea to get another toilet roll holder, then we can have 'his'n'hers' loo paper holders.

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    I stand and bend over NEVER knew people sat down to wipe!!! I would hate it if I accidentally touched the toilet bowl.... yuck!! My bum is still over the bowl, it just gives me room to manouver

    And if I go to a public toilet, I actually stand, ( bum just above the seat) and won't sit on the seat, just really good at aiming

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    Possibly funniest thread too..

    I don't think I'll ever think about some of you in the same away again...

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