View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

Voters
63. You may not vote on this poll
  • Standing up

    11 17.46%
  • Sitting Down

    52 82.54%
  • Other (dare I ask??)

    0 0%
+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 10 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 98
  1. #11
    SpecialPatrolGroup's Avatar
    SpecialPatrolGroup is offline T-rex is cranky until she gets her coffee.
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    In the messy house, Brisbane
    Posts
    9,481
    Thanks
    2,180
    Thanked
    5,405
    Reviews
    1
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 postsAmethyst Star - 5,000 posts
    So when you say stand, do you mean standing but bent over? I sit but when I wipe dd I get her to stand up and touch her toes.

  2. #12
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    4,038
    Thanks
    599
    Thanked
    1,167
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    I'd have to say a bit of a squat pose, so not quite sitting but not quite standing - never really thought about it to be honest.

  3. #13
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    1,182
    Thanks
    489
    Thanked
    371
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by rainbow road View Post
    But if you stand, won't your bum cheeks be more squished together and make you more likely to miss? I sit!
    Exactly what I was thinking!?! I love the way you described it. This thread is hilarious!

  4. #14
    bambino's Avatar
    bambino is offline Autistic Today, My Genius Tomorrow
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    The Shire NSW.
    Posts
    2,255
    Thanks
    76
    Thanked
    68
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    LOL! I was thinking the same thing. But I'm also thinking that if you stand up, and it has been quite a messy poo, wouldn't you squish it between your cheeks when you stand up?

    I'm a sitter

  5. #15
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    4,504
    Thanks
    2,006
    Thanked
    1,171
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to Kazza78 For This Useful Post:

    LoveHeart  (16-10-2012)

  7. #16
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    4,504
    Thanks
    2,006
    Thanked
    1,171
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!

  8. #17
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    4,504
    Thanks
    2,006
    Thanked
    1,171
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Oh dear I just sent that twice! How embarrassing!

  9. #18
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Cessnock, NSW
    Posts
    1,416
    Thanks
    96
    Thanked
    477
    Reviews
    7
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Kazza78 View Post
    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!
    Wow your DH's habits must be messy. Sure hope he washes his hands.
    Just found out that my dad is a stander too, mum and I were discussing it and she asked him. She didn't know and they have been married for 30 years.

    The funniest thing I find is that most people don't even know the other way exists until something like this.

  10. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Grebbeci For This Useful Post:

    Chillies  (15-10-2012),MsImpatient  (15-10-2012)

  11. #19
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Somewhere in Vic...Bubhubbing!
    Posts
    2,288
    Thanks
    302
    Thanked
    526
    Reviews
    3
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Can someone explain the standing thing???? Just doesnt make any sense!

    I mean you have to get between the cheeks and if you stand....well....the cheeks are closed!

    Do you stand and bend over?

    (Man some people have freaky weird toilet habits! )

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to FluffyDucks For This Useful Post:

    waterlily  (15-10-2012)

  13. #20
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    4,504
    Thanks
    2,006
    Thanked
    1,171
    Reviews
    0
    Achievements:Topaz Star - 500 postsAmber Star - 2,000 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Kazza78 View Post
    Oh dear I just sent that twice! How embarrassing!
    I think he is just a cautious man!


 

Similar Threads

  1. amniotic fluid questions possibly TMI
    By Little Miss Muffet in forum Pregnancy & Birth General Chat
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-12-2012, 10:16
  2. Replies: 10
    Last Post: 07-08-2012, 17:53
  3. Feeling sad for a stranger :(
    By Bunny Lover in forum General Parenting Tips, Advice & Chat
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 13-06-2012, 23:36

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
FEATURED SUPPORTER
TribalanceTriBalance is a physio, yoga & pilates studio in Brisbane's inner north, offering specialised women's health ...
FORUMS - chatting now ...
Work from homeWorking From Home
Letrozole and iui/timed intercourseNon-IVF fertility assistance
IVF/FET April & May chatConception & Fertility General Chat
Any recommendations for convertible stroller?Product Recommendations & Questions
WorriedFirst Trimester Chat
April/May TTC group chatConception & Fertility General Chat
Early risers .... 7 and 5 yearsGeneral Parenting Tips, Advice & Chat
Increased bleeding 2 weeks post-partumPregnancy & Birth General Chat
IVF Babies due Sep/Oct/Nov 2017 #2pregnancy and babies through IVF
REVIEWS
"Pigeon teats rule!"
by Alex
Pigeon PP Wide Neck reviews ›
"Wonderful natural Aussie made product!"
by Mrstwr
Baby U Goat Milk Moisturiser reviews ›
"Replaced good quality with cheap tight nappies"
by Kris
Coles Comfy Bots Nappies reviews ›