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    Default I will never make my child Go Potty again...:)

    So today I had my medical for my new job..
    a huge time consuming Dr's appointment...

    weight, height, hearing!!!!, vision, strength, flexibility... alcohol test...

    and a Drug test..

    and omg..

    So she gives me a cup and tells me I have to use that cup and that cup only, it is now my property..If I can not go, I can not leave till I do.. if I do choose to leave without supplying a sample, its instant fail...

    Well, easy I think...
    So she tells me I cannot flush the toilet or wash my hands, till I have handed the sample over..

    and damn if she doesnt need 1/2 a freaking cup!!!
    So I can not run water.. and she has to stand at the door to make sure..

    So I go in and I am thinking.. dont flush.. dont flush...

    And I sit there for what feels like half an hour.. I CANT GO!! me...
    the woman who goes if she laughs... and jumps on a trampoline..

    I cant go on a long drive, without stopping every 5 mins..

    so I go out.. and say.. I cant go..

    she was lovely and says..Ok drink some water and see how you go..
    apparently it happens all the time!

    So 2 glasses of water down... I try again..

    Nope ...performance anxiety and I cant even damn well run a tap..

    I try standing, shaking... thinking of rain...FAAAARK


    Out I go again, red faced...
    The Dr comes out and kind of tries not to giggle at me..

    so 2 more glasses of water... and I manage ...almost half a cup..

    I pass the test, and go home..

    and wouldn't you know it..

    I stop 4 times on the 30 minute drive to weeeee waay more than half a freaking cup!!!!!

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    Default I will never make my child Go Potty again...:)

    Lol!

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    Default Re: I will never make my child Go Potty again...:)

    Lol, omg happens to me all the time. I reckon the longest I went without peeing was when I had to POAS. Everyone kept forcing me to go and I couldnt go but in the end I did it on my own terms with a BFP with DS.

    I can't even go have a shower without wanting to go these days. As soon as I hear water running, I gotta pee, even while at work when doing my showers.

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    Default I will never make my child Go Potty again...:)

    DF works in the mines and has the same problem all the time lol.
    I've never had to do it so don't know if I could or not.

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    LMAO that is classic. I was thinking you were going to flush at the end thats what i would have acidentally done i wonder why you can't even do it? is it cause you could be masking the sound of pouring someone else's wee into the cup??? Lol. I would have sucked at that test i manage to get more on the cup then in it imagine having to hand over a wee covered jar LMAO.

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    hahaha too funny!!!

    Those supervised tests are so horrible


 

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