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    But the lounge room has the good stereo with the awesome depressing Sarah mclachlan

    I have a stick. A big one.

    And theres a dagger someone around here

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    Quote Originally Posted by FindMyLunch View Post
    I'm glad all the teachers at work today could have a laugh at my expense... I was on playground duty and a little boy managed to stick his lip to an ice block. I did the only thing I could think of and squirted his lip with water from his drink bottle, and sent an older student to fetch me some help from the first aid officer. After squirting a litre of water or thereabouts, his lip was finally freed from the icy grip. At that moment, another teacher emerges from the staff room chuckling. Apparently the older student had burst into the staff room and announced that "D has his lip stuck on his ice block and Miss S is squirting water on it but all she is doing is getting him all wet"
    Sorry but yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeymourTheBear View Post
    She almost got a baseball bat to the face earlier
    Oh dear!

    I was only joking!

    Why?

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    I just went to Facebook mum asking her if she wants dessert but she's not online
    surely she doesn't expect me to walk to the other end of the house to ask her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy Melon View Post
    Oh dear!

    I was only joking!

    Why?
    Comments such as oh you shouldn't be a mother anyway, youre far too selfish and didn't you learn from last time?


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    Quote Originally Posted by seymourthebear View Post
    she almost got a baseball bat to the face earlier
    bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefooted&Pregnant View Post
    I just went to Facebook mum asking her if she wants dessert but she's not online
    surely she doesn't expect me to walk to the other end of the house to ask her...
    Hahaha nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeymourTheBear View Post
    Comments such as oh you shouldn't be a mother anyway, youre far too selfish and didn't you learn from last time?

    Omg kill her!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeymourTheBear View Post
    Comments such as oh you shouldn't be a mother anyway, youre far too selfish and didn't you learn from last time?

    Wth I'll take a studded baseball bat to her face! Dumb cow! Don't you dare listen to what the bish says. She is just jealous of you and this is her way of dealing which is not a excuse. She is lucky I don't know her

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeymourTheBear View Post
    Comments such as oh you shouldn't be a mother anyway, youre far too selfish and didn't you learn from last time?

    So the spring roll was like a peace offering?
    Lousy if you ask me


 

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