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    Default I have a womb parasite

    Mr and Mrs ToughLove, as well as an unknowing DD, would like to announce the safe implantation and 3-4 week growth of their upcoming winter baby; henceforth dubbed "Womb Parasite".

    "WP" looks forward to influencing panicked, illogical 3am Bubhub topics entitled "Farts smell like oranges...am I dying?!" and "Will it hurt the baby if I watch the news"

    Mr.ToughLove would like to confirm that what appear to be "tears" are merely a release of pent up liquid testosterone from being so manly and unemotional.

    "WP"'s first portrait: {well...second...the first portrait is not suitable for posting on BH }


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    congratulations honey thats awesome news!??

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    Woohoo!!! I am so happy for u and MR TL!! Perhaps his super spermys
    Got there motivation from the bish Inlaws

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    Woohoo for successful ramming!!

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    Well done!!! Soon you too can have a womb like a clown car! ;-p

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    I could go a good ramming.... Oh and congrats!

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    Nice work TL, all that ramming has paid off! Congrats

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