DS at 3yo.. I was singing in the car and he says "perhaps you should just concentrate on driving." Thanks sweetheart.
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20-07-2012 22:16 #41
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20-07-2012 22:43 #43
My friend and her daughters where in Coles checkout. All of a sudden miss 4 says 'mummy, why does daddy say your fridget?' checkout lady thought it was hilarious while my friend almost died!!
20-07-2012 23:41 #44
When we were toilet training DD just before she turned 3 we tried to encourage her to go to the toilet before we left the house:
DH: DD can you please go do a wee before we go?
DD: No I don't want to.
DH: Daddy's going to do a wee, can you do a wee like daddy?
DD: I can't do a wee like you because I don't have a penis! ( said in a 'omg your so dumb tone of voice)
Couldn't really argue with her about that one!
21-07-2012 00:24 #45
Lmao, there are some funny things in here!
Once when my SS was about 4 we were driving and I had to brake suddenly at an intersection as a car came out of nowhere. From the backseat I hear "What the hell do you think you are doing!" I couldnt help it, I did have a giggle about that one.
Also one from him again. "I have 99 girlfriends but only one wats you."
There is also a little 3 yr old boy at my work who is a crack up. On wednesday he informed me that we were going into the television to get a money tree next week. Only kids can get them and if I try I will be trapped forever but he will come with me to show me the way out.
He informed me one day "I'm a super mop. Cause I clean really fast!"
Another day it was: "I'm an apricot tree and I go Wooooooooo when its windy" waving his arms back and forth in the air as he said woooooooo.
I love talking to kids!
21-07-2012 04:30 #46
No kids of my own yet, and have gone blank with some of the funny things my niece and nephews say, but I have a couple from my sister when she was growing up. She would have been 12-16yrs
The whole family sitting at dinner, and not sure what we were discussing but next thing she pipes up with she had an oily G spot... After we stopped looked at her and controlled our laughter we realised she meant an oily T Zone.
Another time she was hopping around outside, yelling that she had a prick in her pants- she had prickle thorn in her pants.
She has pulled a hat off her head and her hair was all pulled up one section, she announced to everyone that she had a c.o.c.k on her head when i think she meant crest.
She has given us many laughs over the years ( doesn't think before she speaks) and at her 21st we reminded her of the above. With lots of others,
We even made arrows that pointed to the T-zone and G-spot
I've thought of keeping a journal of the things she comes out with, even now at 27, she still makes me laugh.
Last edited by Zakmick; 21-07-2012 at 04:32.
21-07-2012 04:48 #47
My niece (4) was drawing a picture for me. She drew a car and a tree and a traffic light.
As she was coloring it in, I started asking questions about it.
Me: "What's this?"
Her: "A car"
Me: "And what's this?"
Her: "A tree"
Me: "Is this a traffic light?"
Me: "Do you know what the red light means?"
Me: "Very clever! What about the green light?"
Me: "Amazing! What about the orange light?"
Her: "Go faster!!!"
Hmmm ... Somebody's Daddy had some questions to answer about his driving habits
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