DD1 was 4yrs and her twin sisters were newborns. My sister came over one night and made us a really yummy dinner. We started eating and she asked DD1 how her dinner was. DD1 looked at her Aunty and said its disgusting!! We were all then . My poor sister spent ages in our kitchen making us a nice meal to share.
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20-07-2012 21:03 #31
20-07-2012 21:14 #32Member
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A few weeks ago dd1 age 3 was trying to get Dh's attention
Daddy watch me
Oi douchebag pay attention!
It was so funny
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20-07-2012 21:15 #33
My DS when he was four was openly staring at a man with dwarfism and before I could grab him he strolls over and pipes up with "excuse me.... Why did God make you grow up so little?" I nearly died as he was a childhood friend of mine, he fortunately, thought it was a great description!
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20-07-2012 21:22 #34
My DD (2yrs 8mos) has started saying "Right you are", just like Tom out of Fireman Sam.
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dd at the doctors : wheres daddy?
me : in the toilet darling
DD : pee-uw daddy, shut the door, such a stinky poo!
(ftr he was only doing a wee lol)
20-07-2012 21:28 #36
Similar to a PP my DS then 4 and I drove past an Indian religious parade of some kind coming down a major CBD street. He yelled out so excited "LOOK MUMMY! A parade of genies!"
What killed me was the next corner we turned there was an Indian cabbie in a turban leaning against his cab having a smoke. DS spots him and says "Oh no Mummy! That genie's lost his mates! Shall we tell him where they are?"
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20-07-2012 21:39 #37
When DS was about 3 we were at a BBQ in summer. So we are all sitting around, chatting, when DS pipes up and yells AWWW THESE FKEN FLIES!!! flapping his little arms at them - everyone went silent for a sec then burst out laughing. I was SO embarrassed thankfully he has stopped using the F word
20-07-2012 21:39 #38
these are hilarious!
my kids are talking yet, but my niece comes up with. some crackers, she's 4
Aunty when are you gonna stop having babies, you have so many they are gonna start attacking me!! lol I have 3
she is sweet as pie, walking along ands she sees a flock of birds, "look at all the birds...burn them. burn them all!!" wtf?? lol
there's heaps more I just can't think at the moment, she's always cracking me up..
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20-07-2012 21:49 #39
Two of the best from when DD was younger.
At about 3 1/2 watching a Simpsons DVD why I was vacuuming, I quickly did in front of the TV only to have her break down into the biggest tantrum screaming, 'now I've missed it, you just ruined my life'. Even rewinding didn't help calm her down, poor dear.
Then at about 5, driving along and a truck cuts me off,
Me: Grrr, silly truck
DD: No mummy, that's not what you do, you're meant to wind down your window, put your arm out and go 'Oi you ****3n idiot' 😳 her dad is great with road rage 😏
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20-07-2012 22:00 #40
thought of some more from my niece (4) these are more omg shame..
we were standing in line to get lunch one day when she was 3 and there was a quite large man in front of us and she yells " wowza look how big that mans butt is!!" omg wanted to die..
another time, on a bus and a group of African? people got on the bus and she loudly screams! " oh my how are those people black, only shoes are supposed to be black, like my shoes!!" omg...
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