Had to share this conversation I had with Julian yesterday.
J: Mum, this room has a door on this side and no door on this side.
M: Mmm.. yes it does.
J: No you have to say it.
M: There's only one door.
J: No you have to say "This room has a door on this side and no door on this side"
M: This room has a door on this side and no door on this side.
J: Oh Mum, I already KNOW that!.
ETA: this kid is THREE! seriously, lmao.
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20-07-2012 13:01 #1
Things your kids say that leave you ROFL :)
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20-07-2012 13:10 #2
DS1 told DS2 not to climb on me as i might squirt the baby out
20-07-2012 13:38 #3
Was very sick in bed with gastro at 14 weeks preg. 4yo nephew came over and was told to stay out of my room by DH as I am sick.
When his mum asked him where I was he said 'She was in the bedroom trying to get the baby out'
Lol - what?!?
Also when my sister was very young, she saw her dad in the shower and clearly didn't know what the dangly thing between his legs was - she said 'Mummy, Daddy pooed'
20-07-2012 14:00 #4
My ds who is 6 calls spinach and ricotta pie spinach and harry cotter (potter) pie lol
20-07-2012 14:03 #5
Whilst having a bath one night, B turns around to show me his cute little bum and proclaims "Look at my back-boobies! I'm just like Mummy!"
20-07-2012 14:18 #6
When my nephew was about 3 he was having a tantrum and my dad picked him up and he was still going spare. Then all of a sudden he looked very carefully at my dad, put his hands either side of his face and said "oh no grandad, your face is cracking up?!" apparently his burst capillaries were cracks!!
20-07-2012 14:24 #7
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20-07-2012 14:27 #8
I've shared this before but love it. DHs boss' little boy was at his Prep interview at quiet a 'posh' school up here... Now, the mum is ever so proper and was at the interview also. Interview was going so well, until lunch time and teacher asks little boy 'J, are you hungry?' Little boy turns around and says 'I'm so hungry I could eat the a.rse out of a low flying duck!'
All the teacher could do was laugh herself stupid whilst his mum nearly passed out!
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20-07-2012 14:45 #9Senior Member
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My niece was on a tram with my parents ... An Indian man wearing a turban got on and sat opposite ... Full of wonder, amazement, excitement, and a very loud voice niece says "nanni look a genie"
Whole tram was in fits of giggles
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20-07-2012 14:52 #10
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