Just in the past week 3 times I've done the washing, hung some clothes out, put the rest in the dryer and... Forgot to turn it on.
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20-07-2012 21:05 #111Junior Member
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20-07-2012 21:53 #112
I sent a very self-important client of mine an SMS at midnight telling him how much I loved him and wished I had his arms around me. Needless to say that SMS was in fact meant for DH. It's never been mentioned...
DH went one better and wrote me an email telling me in graphic detail what he'd be doing to me in bed next time he saw me... And sent it to his boss. Luckily the boss had an open mind and a sense of humour.
20-07-2012 22:32 #113
The dog ran away a few years ago..so after a walk around the neighborhood failed to find her and a few hours had passed I got a bit distraught, made up some 'lost' signs and put them up around the place, the local dairy, telephone poles etc. dairy owner was very sympathetic and listened to me babble on quite upset for a while. went home and there she was waiting for me.
Pretty embarrassing- don't think the guy at the dairy took me seriously again for a while!
21-07-2012 00:18 #114Senior Member
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21-07-2012 19:44 #115
When I was 17 I was watching a doco about asylum seekers with my family. After watching it intently for about half an hour I turned to my parents and said "why are they all coming to Australia to seek asylums, don't they have any mental asylums over in their countries?" 17 years old. Seriously. Have never lived that one down.
I always say "good thanks" to people on the phone and THEN realise that they have only said hello. Doh!
Asked my lesbian friends last week, who used a donor to conceive, whether their kids skin colour came from S or K's side of the family. They killed themselves and gave me a little lesson on genetics.
21-07-2012 19:55 #116
When I was in year 8 I was in one of my first tech drawing classes when this scary teacher was asking what the picture of a scenery was called, starting with p. no one was answering so I put my hand and went to say panoramic but instead said pornographic.
With that and the fact I vomited on my desk at my first maths class on my first day, I never ever wanted to go back!!
21-07-2012 19:56 #117
I once told a work mate I loved them, I had just said to hubby love you lots and hung up. Went into lunch room as another staff was leaving and said bye love you she had this WTF look on her face so for the rest of the daqy I hummed a song with love in it. She said wow you really love that song huh.....
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