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    Because if the smelly barber has bad hair it's because he got it cut at the other barber. Therefore the clean barber is in fact a bad barber!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NancyBlackett View Post
    Because if the smelly barber has bad hair it's because he got it cut at the other barber. Therefore the clean barber is in fact a bad barber!
    Yes! And the clean barber gets his fancy hairdo done by the smelly barber.

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    I'm glad you understood my garbled explanation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lambjam View Post
    There is a small town in the midwest with exactly 2 barbershops, one on each side of town. The barbershop on the west side of town is pristine. Its floors are spotless, the windows are always perfectly clear, and the air always smells fresh. The barber has a friendly smile, shined shoes, a well-groomed head of hair, and a fancy shirt. The barbershop on the east side of town is a mess. Its floors and windows are dirty, and the air smells of garbage. The barber always has a grimace on his face. His skin is oily, his hair is short and ragged, and he has food on his clothes all the time.

    A man travelling through the town realizes he needs a haircut. Knowing the stories of the two barbers, the man decides to go to the dirty barbershop on the east side of town. Why does he do this?
    Because each barber cuts the others hair! The barber on the west side had his hair cut by the one on the east.

    ETA: Damn too late!

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    A man lies dead in a forest wearing a wetsuit and a scuba tank.
    The nearest body of water is 100 miles away. How did he die?



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    Quote Originally Posted by NancyBlackett View Post
    Scooped up by one of those elvis firefighting helicopters!


    Elvis?

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    stick falls, man dies. how did he die?


 

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