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    Quote Originally Posted by ToughLove View Post
    Oh no I've been dobbed on to the Husband Police

    Maybe.....maybe she doesn't want to be my friend anymore?!?

    How will I live without her?!
    It's ok TL here, have a tissue...............

    LOL seriously, I'm doing this waiting for that call. Is it too late for your hubby to call hers now?

    is it?

    is it?

    is it?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToughLove View Post
    Oh no I've been dobbed on to the Husband Police

    Maybe.....maybe she doesn't want to be my friend anymore?!?

    How will I live without her?!
    The Husband Police!! Lol!!!

    You're going to be in BIG TROUBLE!

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    The phone call will go like this:

    Nut job DH: your b$tch dissed my girl, meet me behind the bus stop after work so I can punch your lights in and teach your wife a lesson.

    TL DH: sorry dude wish I could but I'm busy

    Nut Job DH: what could be more important than me teaching you that your wife needs a lesson.

    TL DH: My wife needs a good ramming at that time and the cat needs a change of clothes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakois View Post
    The Husband Police!! Lol!!!

    You're going to be in BIG TROUBLE!
    Yeah, maybe he won't ram me! Lol!

    God I hope it turns into a silverback-gorilla type battle between the partners.

    A punch on over baby clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpeamummy View Post
    The phone call will go like this:

    Nut job DH: your b$tch dissed my girl, meet me behind the bus stop after work so I can punch your lights in and teach your wife a lesson.

    TL DH: sorry dude wish I could but I'm busy

    Nut Job DH: what could be more important than me teaching you that your wife needs a lesson.

    TL DH: My wife needs a good ramming at that time and the cat needs a change of clothes.

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    This thread has everything!

    Love it!
    Please please post the reply.

    If u start a new thread, please link it in here as I only BH from the app and it has issues showing me posts.

    I simply can not be left out of the loop.

    I hope the rammings are going well and the husband vs husband delivers the expected amount of crazy.

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    Oh noes! The Husband Police!! Big trouble now....

    Bwahahahaha!!! Rofl!!

    Gosh, can't wait for the next installment!

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    Pantyliner thread:
    http://www.*************.com.au/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t728579-100.html

    Powered by Google It was on the EB forums.. Just read it all! Good thread!

    ETA: Dam the link won't work
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpeamummy View Post
    The phone call will go like this:

    Nut job DH: your b$tch dissed my girl, meet me behind the bus stop after work so I can punch your lights in and teach your wife a lesson.

    TL DH: sorry dude wish I could but I'm busy

    Nut Job DH: what could be more important than me teaching you that your wife needs a lesson.

    TL DH: My wife needs a good ramming at that time and the cat needs a change of clothes.
    Quote Originally Posted by ToughLove View Post
    A punch on over baby clothes
    I can just see the headlines 'MEN ARRESTED FIGHTING OVER PINK ROMPER - One says "Give me back my cat clothes so I can go home and ram my wife"'

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpeamummy View Post
    The phone call will go like this:

    Nut job DH: your b$tch dissed my girl, meet me behind the bus stop after work so I can punch your lights in and teach your wife a lesson.

    TL DH: sorry dude wish I could but I'm busy

    Nut Job DH: what could be more important than me teaching you that your wife needs a lesson.

    TL DH: My wife needs a good ramming at that time and the cat needs a change of clothes.
    God I hope so.

    I'll update for sure...unless it's boring.

    I want a full-on "Get ready to RRUUMMMBBLLLEEEE!!!" over a frilly bonnet


 

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