Breastfeed a naked baby on the toilet because of upset guts right on bath time!
Watch a metre long spray of poo fit out of my daughters bottom onto our new carpet 3 times!!
Use a dummy., didn't work but tried EVERY brand possible
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07-06-2012 22:19 #21
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07-06-2012 22:48 #22
I am the same.. I set out saying I would never use a dummy .. Well not me, but for the baby. Haha. I lasted two days and my friend practically threw it at me. He is 7 mths old now and he only uses it for sleep, so I guess it's not so bad.
07-06-2012 22:55 #23
deal with poo in the bath
say the word no a thousand times in an hour swear to god DD tests me
lock myself in toilet just to get some alone time even if its just a minute
talk about my kids all the time, they pop in every second sentence
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Getting p!ssed off at the non-parents parking in the parent's parking.
Stalking other mum's when I think they have a nice pram/nappy bag etc. So that I can "accidently" start up a conversation and ask where they purchased said item.
Scrubbing my bathroom and toddler because he has poured almost all my nailpoishes on the floor/walls and decided he's a mini picasso.
Stalking the parks for "potential" friends, yes when I take my kids to the park it is more enjoyable if there is a decent adult around to chat to, i've even considered the "mummy cards" but usually just drop hints about facebook lol
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Use my hair dryer to dry out a library book. DS didn't put the lid on his drink bottle properly
08-06-2012 07:52 #28
Let bub sleep in my bed!
08-06-2012 08:30 #29
Never thought I would bottle feed or use a dummy, but DD had other ideas! Intolerances and reflux saw us doing both by 13 weeks. Oh well, gotta be flexible I guess or we'll go crazy!!
08-06-2012 08:36 #30
Spitting on my hand to wipe my kids faces in the car when I realised they were grotty... they HATED it btw lol
use a dummy
cleaning poop off walls after my 12 mo son decided it was fun to poo paint literally 15 mins before we had to go to family function
even contemplate using a child harness
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