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    Quote Originally Posted by WineTime View Post
    "Stop waving your penis in the cats face"
    Oh my goodness I can't stop laughing!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugsBunny View Post
    Most recently I've found myself saying 'get your fingers out of your bum!'
    Must be the season for it

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    There's poo on your elbow!!

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    LOL what's with kids and tormenting cats??

    The other day I said to DS- "NO! If you need to do a wee you WON'T do it on the cat, you'll do it on a tree!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewbaby View Post
    Oh my goodness I can't stop laughing!!

    The cats expression was priceless. Nothing conveys contempt and utter disgust like a cat does.

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    I love these!! Haha

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    " Well it's lovely that you love Daddy, but you can't marry him"

    child: "But I might marry someone's Daddy"

    Me: "yes, yes you might...."

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    To my DS-5.

    'Please stop sniffing my bottom. You are not a dog!'

    'No i don't like it when you lick my face'

    'I appreciate your help but please do not wash the bath with mummies expensive shampoo and your face washer'

    'Why is there poo in the shower?!'

    'Did you just eat the dogs biscuits?'

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    Just remembered another..

    'No hunny you can't get married yet.. Your only 5! I know she is a lovely girl but let's wait until your an adult to discuss making babies with her'

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    "DS, can mummy please turn off giggle and hoot and watch the real housewives of New Jersey now"

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