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    He's a vegetable now- Dakota fanning in uptown girls, it's more the way she says it than the actual words

    I’m gonna punch you in the ovary that’s what I’m gonna do A straight shot right to the babymaker anchorman

    Do the chickens have large talons? Napoleon dynamite

    Big daddy quotes

    Thirdy packets of ketchup

    Nice parenting
    Who are you my therapist ??

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    Monty Python. specifically, monty python meaning of life. Love it. ahhhh

    "somebody find the machine that goes *ping*"

    "Hospital Administrator: And what are you doing this morning?
    Obstetrician: It's a birth.
    Hospital Administrator: Ah. And what sort of thing is that?
    Dr. Spenser: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
    Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowdays."

    "The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments."

    patient: "what do i do?"; Dr: "nothing...you're not qualified"

    "Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice."
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    "OMG Karen, you can't just ask somebody why they're white."

    "Doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

    "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."

    "I can speak whale."

    "Stop following me! I'm trying to swim here! What's the matter with you? Ocean ain't big enough for you or something like that?? Do you want a piece of me? Do you? Do you? Do you? Huh?"

    "I ate a big red candle."

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    'It's drinking the wattterrr!'

    'You got like 3 feet of air that time'

    'Your Mom goes to College'

    'I like your sleeves'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boost View Post

    'You got like 3 feet of air that time'


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    More from the Simpsons

    "Where's Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten"

    "No, ultra suede is a miracle. This is just good timing."

    When Homer takes Bart to a steel mill to man him up:


    Roscoe: [to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
    Workers: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o.
    Homer: [gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
    Steel Mill Worker #1: [sissy-like] Stand still, there's a spark in you hair!
    Steel Mill Worker #2: Get it, get it!
    Homer: [whimpers as another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants]
    Steel Mill Worker #3: Hot stuff, comin' through!
    Homer: [screams]
    Bart Simpson: Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?
    Homer: [frightened] I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL SICK!
    Steel Mill Worker #4: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
    Homer: Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay!
    [a whistle goes off]
    Homer: Oh my god! What's happening now?
    Roscoe: We work hard, we play hard.
    [pulls a chain, "Everybody Dance Now" starts playing as the mill turns into a gay nightclub]

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    WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL!!!

    Sent from my GT-I9100T using BubHub

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    Can't remember what movie it's from but it always cracks DH & i up

    "you will clean it & you will LIKE IT"

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    But weren't you saving "Sympathy for the Devil" for your fifth wedding?

    Honey, that would be in bad taste. Fifth wedding is traditionally "Smack My B!tch Up" by Prodigy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pen14 View Post
    "Left. Left. Piv-art. Piv-art. Piv-Aaaaaaarrrrt" (Ross)

    "Shut up. Shut up. Shut uuuuuuuup." (Chandler)


    Ross from Friends trying to guide his new couch up the stairs with Rachel and Chandler's help.
    Hahaha I love this. Ross cracks me up.


 

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