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    A guy walked into a bar and said "Ouch"

    3 deaf old ladies are sitting on a bench. First one says "It's windy today", second says "No it isn't, it's Thursday", third one says "Me too, let's get a drink."

    Why are pirates pirates? Because they arghhhhh! I actually laughed typing that one haha.

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    oh gosh .. love this thread .. lol .. terrible jokes ..

    What do sheep do at the end of a day???

    they have a baaaaaaath

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    Whats your orange and sounds like a parrot - a carrot
    What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you - nacho cheese

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    LMAO Keep them coming ladies! If these jokes are lame, that must mean that I am lame too as I find them hilarious

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    Lol too funny

    Two cows were standing in a paddock. One cow says "Moooo"
    The other cow says "Oh ya bugger, I was gonna say that!"

    Daddy, mamma and baby tomato were walking along. Baby tomato was lagging behind. Daddy tomato walks up, steps on him and says "ketchup"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini85 View Post
    Lol too funny

    Two cows were standing in a paddock. One cows says "Moooo"
    The other cow says "Oh ya bugger, I was gonna say that!"
    :yellclap: this is my favourite joke of all time!


    Ok here's one: how much does Ullaru weigh? One stone


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    What do you call a woman with only one leg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by happykat View Post
    What do you call a woman with only one leg?

    Irene
    Haha do u mean Eileen? (as in I lean?) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkIsTheNewBlack View Post
    Haha do u mean Eileen? (as in I lean?) lol
    Haha thank god you asked cause I didn't get the joke otherwise.

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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
    Bob

    What do you call a man who got struck by lightning?
    Rod

    What do you call a man with a lighthouse on his head?
    Cliff

    Sorry this is non pc but... what do you call an epileptic in dead leaves?
    Russell

    I know, laaaaaaaame

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