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    (not exactly p.c., sorry)

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    If I said to dad "I feel like an apple" hed say "you don't look like one"

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    Whats big, square, white, and cant climb a tree?


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    If I said to dad "I feel like an apple" hed say "you don't look like one"

    "I see" said the blind man to the deaf dog.

    "I see" said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw
    "I see" said the blind man whilst reading the newspaper to his deaf son.

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    What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's head when it hits the car windshield?




    Its ar5e.

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