I fart ON DP. It keeps him well behaved knowing I could strike at any moment. Yes, we are childish.
I am quite prudish with other things though. He will never see me on the toilet for example. Which is weird because my dog often follows me into the bathroom which doesn't bother me.
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23-04-2012 16:47 #41
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23-04-2012 16:50 #42
Nothing is sacred.
I'm disabled and sometimes rely on him quite heavily. He's cleaned up every bodily fluid and solid of mine after an incident, but he never mentions them except when we're with the specialists at the hospital, when we need to tell them exactly what has gone on.
When I have a seizure, I can expel anything, or more commonly, nothing. If he's the only one with me, he has to help me or I could die. His choice basically was to either live with it or live without me, and he chose to embrace it with open arms.
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23-04-2012 17:19 #43
23-04-2012 17:29 #44
DF is pretty open about everything... burps, farts, peeing & #2s. I always close the door. After 3 & 1/2 years I can only just pee in front of him, can't have company for #2s and he'd never want to see period stuff anyway. I don't fart or burp unless I have to, & try to be as quiet as possible.
23-04-2012 17:40 #45
We give each other privacy on the toilet. I also wont change a pad or tampon in front of him. Gotta have some privacy.
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23-04-2012 17:45 #46
We don't poop in front of each other and I don't change tampons/pads in front of him. He cant stand vomit so he wont set foot down that end of the house if i am vomiting, he gags when he has to hold the bucket if the kids have gastro..I think its helarious! Everything else is fine.
In saying that though I have had 2 homebirths, my midwife emptied the pool the first time so dealt with most of the mess but the second time he had to do it and well...I pooped told him to scoop but he didn't find it until he was emptying the pool the next morning silly man tried to scoop it and it burst into a cloud of poo slop I'm not sure why he didn't just leave it and just remove the pool liner and bin the lot
23-04-2012 17:48 #47
No toilet activities, no pubic grooming, no flossing. And try not to fart. I don't even particularly like him seeing me do my make up. We've been together 12 years and I'm not prudish- I'm quite happy to do all that stuff in front of friends. It's just nice to keep the mystery. LOL makes me think of that good naked/bad naked seinfeld episode. I think there's good intimate and bad intimate.
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23-04-2012 17:49 #48
Everything is sacred- I have pee'd in front of him, but I was desperate...we don't intentionally burp, fart, vomit, pee or poo in front of each other, and try to keep grooming to ourselves...we have been together 8 years, lived together for 7 and are expecting our first baby.
23-04-2012 17:50 #49Senior Member
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23-04-2012 17:58 #50
My midwife was obviously more skilled at poop scooping than DF it wasn't an issue the first time, the water stays pretty clear until you give birth which makes scooping easier lol I think it was a bit dark for DF (was night and we just had candles lit) and I had the pool in the corner of the room. With DS2 I had the pool in the middle or the room and it was daylight. Either way I doubt very much you'll have to clean it up
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