Seriously hoping the monkey doesn't do a poo in it's hand and eat it (yes hubby has seen it happen) while the neighbor helps me to trap it and return it to the zoo..
Throws a bottle of lube to np
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26-01-2012 22:21 #51
26-01-2012 22:24 #52
Pops lube on bil's door handles, car door handles, steering wheel, wallet, mobile etc etc etc. sits back and laughs.
Throws polka dot skirt at np
27-01-2012 00:33 #53
Puts on the polka dot skirt and goes dancing topless
Throws a box of condoms to the np
27-01-2012 01:17 #54
Puts a condom in each of my elderly neighbours mailboxes *evil giggle* and
Throws a life-size hasselhoff cutout to np...
27-01-2012 01:46 #55
Gives life size Hoffs cutout to Nymphomaniac next door and don't see her for a week
Throws a roll of duct tape to np
27-01-2012 11:31 #56
Bahaha jumps on the bandwagon and knocks on bear and mums nymph neighbor, checks that she's still breathing and offers her the roll of duct tape to add to her kinky collection..
Throws cream cheese spread to np
27-01-2012 14:29 #57
uses it to make cheese and spinach puffs with the spinach in the fridge.
Throws a very large watermelon to np
27-01-2012 14:36 #58
Gives very large watermelon to pregnant friend to practice pushing out of her vagina.
Throws rainbow shoelaces at np.
27-01-2012 15:32 #59
Rocks the rainbow laces like its 1990 and throws a cricket ball to the np
Sent from my iPhone using Bub Hub app instead of cleaning the house!!
27-01-2012 15:38 #60
throws cricket ball to DP. He played cricket overseas, and is a bowler, so he'd know what to do with it more than me!
Throws chia seeds to np
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