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    Default Random Poo Thread - warning tmi, not for the easily offended

    Because everyone is just a little obsessed with poo at the moment I thought I'd start a poo thread where we can debate poo issues.

    I once read the funniest blog once about poo and pooing in public etc but can't find it atm. I did however find something it did have which is a poo dictionary, which I will cut and paste for your enjoyment. (you may want to go to the toilet first )

    TYPES OF POO

    Ghost Poo: You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it?

    Teflon Poo: So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

    Goo Poo: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.

    Second Thoughts Poo: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise... there's more to come.

    Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo: This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

    Weight Watchers Poo: You poo so much you lose several pounds.

    Right Now Poo: You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your pants down.

    King Kong Poo: This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well. This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

    Cork Poo: Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there, floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

    Wet Cheeks Poo: This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

    Wish Poo: You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

    Cement Block Poo: You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

    Snake Poo: This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least three feet long.

    Morning After Poo: Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house (normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside to use the bathroom.

    Mexican Food Poo: Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum stops burning.

    Boo Hoo Poo: Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the stitches or go for the fuller figure.
    Found here.

    Please feel free to post any toilet humour or personal anecdotes.
    Last edited by Hootenanny; 16-01-2012 at 18:28.

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    bahaha funny stuff

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    Bahaha That was such a funny read! First time ive laughed like that all day lol ( Its been a miserable day )

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    Happy to oblige

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    MOTH has that as a poster in the garage toilet.

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    poop games

    let me know if it doesn't work

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    Oh I love the poopie list!!

    I actually posted it in a new thread once last year and months later, I came back to bump it as I needed a good laugh but it had been deleted not sure why.

    I laugh so much at this poopie list!! Love it


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    Can't!
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    Rofl!

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    Love it - thanks for the (much needed) giggle :-))


 

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