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    Quote Originally Posted by BerylsMum View Post
    omg..
    I should not of read this thread.
    I do not ever want to go supermarket shopping again!
    hahahahaah
    I am also going to look at flight attendants now when they cruise the aisle. No wonder my eyes hurt when flying

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    Oh God... I have not laughed so much in ages!!


    DH is a shocker..he always smell his own farts and claims they smell like whatever he has just eaten. He can fart disgusting, feral, lingering farts for hours! Once I got so mad at him I called him Thunderjocks on facebook and 2 years later its still going strong


    Having IBS and fructose intolerances (That I dont manage because Im not giving up mangoes, grapes, watermelon or cantelope for anyone!) makes me gassy at the best of times!
    But pregnancy has opened the floodgates big time!
    I let rip so loud and long that it wakes DH! And its not just one.. Its 3-5 in
    a row of 5-8 second ones!

    I was sleeping with a sick DD on the couch and I let one go...
    she woke up and growled at me Then her and DH spent several days discussing how awful it is to be woken like that!

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    I should have guessed who started this thread....who else would start a farting thread???

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    I had to stop reading this thread as I'm trying to feed my baby to sleep and my giggling is keeping him awake!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkzy View Post
    Yes! In fact it broke the ice between me and a few of them and I'm still friends with them today hahaha.
    I never thought of a fart as a good ice breaker, but there you go! (yes I know I said I was leaving but I had to come back, it's too funny. And yes, bub is still awake)


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    ROFL!
    Ok now I REALLY have to go or I'll NEVER get this kid to sleep!


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    I just had to come back to add, it was so funny when DS used to fart so loudly that he triggered his startle reflex and woke himself up from it. Speaking of... apparently I've woken myself up from a good'n too.

    And... Fact Fart (Don't know where I heard it): A fart is expelled from the body at the speed of three metres per second!


 

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