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    I never fart either and the only time I've heard DP fart is when he's asleep. Burps, however, are another story... How can burps smell that bad? Gross!


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    Quote Originally Posted by annablam View Post
    Ohhhhh that made me laugh Don't you love husbands!!

    By the way... those 'walking farts' you're talking about also have another term. It's called 'crop dusting'! This is gross but I used to work as a flight attendant and all the compression/decompression of the aircraft would give us cabin crew really bad bloating and gas. To avoid letting off in the galley all the time, we would walk down the aisle 'crop dusting' haha... the poor passengers!
    Bwahahahahahaha!
    Thank you. I am so bored right now and this made me laugh very loudly. I can just picture it. Next time I fly, I won't be able to look at the flight attendants in the same way

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    I keep reading this to dh laughing my head off .... Hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by changethestars View Post
    I never fart either and the only time I've heard DP fart is when he's asleep. Burps, however, are another story... How can burps smell that bad? Gross!
    Obviously your farts travel up.

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    My DD (2) is in a stage of either claiming everyones farts as her own or randomly accusing others of doing it. I am guilty of crop dusting LOL it almost feels safe walking along tooting your heart out.

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    Hahaha I love this. How childish are we... posting about farting!!! Brrrrrrrrrrp oh, excuse me! *giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opinionated View Post
    I fart in the supermarket because there is nothing funnier than being in the next aisle and hearing someone walk smack bang into your cloud.
    THIS!!!!!
    Haha OMG I can't stop laughing!

    DH usually tells me to 'pick an isle' as we are walking into the supermarket and that's where he drops one - then giggles like a school girl lol.
    I remember once this older lady, sort of snobby and "I'm better then you" type kept getting in DHs way and he was getting the sh!ts big time, so dropped one just as we were leaving an isle and passing here as she entered the same isle, and as we walked past her he lent in and said "get that up ya" I dont know what was funnier, the coughing and splattering she did or the fact that it was one of the most feral smelling fluffs he has ever done!!
    And to think he looks at me with disgust and tells me I am a feral bogan when I do one... I just think he doesn't like the competition
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    Bored. So I thought, 'fine, I'll open the fart thread, nothing else left...' So glad I did, this thread is blardy hilarious!

    Must remember, toilet humour is always funny on a sat night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opinionated View Post
    Obviously your farts travel up.

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    In all seriousness, DF is the first out of all my boyfriends/partners (around 7 or 8?) that I have felt comfortable enough to fart in front of, and it is the best! I used to get so many stomach aches and discomfort from holding them in all the time, just because I was worried about being judged/grossing them out. But after DF let rip a few times, I started to as well, and although he tells me off for being unladylike he doesn't think any less of me. Usually he just rolls his eyes and says, "great.." We have a good laugh over some of his though.


 
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