Puh-leese stop farting!!! When you fall asleep on the gas vents I seriously wonder if you are going to blow us all to smithereens the next time you let one (silently) go.
Please stop laughing when the dog farts and I then start gagging and throw up in the pot plant. It is NOT funny. And I will not be responsible for my actions when I bring out my mafia tendencies and do away with both of you. Or at least banish you somewhere until I can't reach up high in the kitchen again.
Thank you. That is all.
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15-01-2012 15:28 #31
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15-01-2012 20:10 #32
You are not my mother, you will never be my mother. And no I will not open up to you and tell you my hearts innermost thoughts and feelings. I don't do that with many people let alone people I do not trust, or people that use that information to manipulate me.
Yes I'm married to your precious son so that does mean I am no number one to him, not you. I know you are struggling with this but calling DH 6 times a day and using emotional blackmail will not help you, us or our relationship.
We do love you but please back off.
15-01-2012 21:32 #33
15-01-2012 21:41 #34-
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I understand you work long hours in a mundane job and 'never get a break' but FFS! Neither do I you twerp!
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15-01-2012 22:40 #35
Dear Mother of step son,
Would u please, pretty please, step up and be a mother.
It's really not that hard.
Perhaps instead of getting knocked up to ur current bloke just to keep him around u could have paid more attention to the numerous other kids u have to a multitude of other men...
Oh and also, club ware is not suitable to be worn to the shops in the day, I think it's time u start dressing a little classier, stop bleaching ur hair getting fake tans and fake nails and instead put all of ur kids first.
No we will not be paying for all of the school fees and uniforms... We will pay half, u shouldn't have spent money drinking and going out over the weekend.
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16-01-2012 01:11 #36
I am up every night with our 9 week old who thanks to a windy tummy wakes every hour at least. I am *tired*, so if I ask you to take him a couple of nights a week and let him nap from 8-11 on your chest while you sit on the rocking chair in front of the tv (where you would have been anyway) so I can get a teensy bit of unbroken sleep please don't whinge that it's hard work and you're not getting to relax. Sitting with your feet up eating chocolate and watching movies with an unconscious child on you is not work you lazy git. Ps love you darl.
I know you're a sicky baby. That's ok. I admire that you're unbothered by it. But if you could just stop projectile spewing in my face that'd be fab. Turbo vomit launched up my nasal passages at 3am does not make a happy mummy.
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16-01-2012 08:13 #37
Spending quality time with you kids does not mean sitting on your ar*e on the couch with your ipad while the kids play in front of you. Yet you complain you don't see them enough due to your long work hours.
We live in and own a house. With that comes responsibility like mowing lawns, cleaning pools, and general house maintenance. Please get off your aforementioned ar*se and do some of it! I cannot do it all by myself. AND when I ask you if you would mind doing some of it, do not just say 'you just need to tell me to do these things and I'll do it'............ I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! You take the initiative and do it!
When you offer to clean the kitchen after I've been slaving in it all day, please clean it properly ie stack dishwasher correctly and wipe the benches. Otherwise I just have to come along afterwards and secretly clean it properly cause if you catch me you get all huffy and whinge saying why should you bother doing it all.
I needed that.
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16-01-2012 08:26 #38
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16-01-2012 08:31 #39
Until you can see that treating your ex DIL LIKE an actual daughter was a huge reason why your son felt he was married to his sister, I'm going to have issues.
Let go of her and back your own son up.
Yes, men can be assholes, and your son and i did the wrong thing, but he's your flesh and blood. Dont hate him like the man like the one that mistreated you. Not all men should be hated.
Just because the man who abused me is still in my life does NOT make me a bad mother or person, it simply means I've built up the courage to face my fears and deal with my problems in a way that doesn't tear my family apart. Im not abused any longer and i never will be again because i took action. Why do you think you have a right to judge me?
You came into my home and called me a lost puppy BECAUSE id been abused yet you use being abused as an excuse every time i see you and then you insist that youre such a strong, level-headed woman... Ive been independent 6 years now and raised a son without help or family support. I study full time AND work. Im no lost puppy and i wont ever forget that you said it.
Also... no. I appreciate that you want something to do but you cant set up the nursery for us. This is mine and your son's child. Not yours.
Respect me and let go of ex DIL and i will be more willing to have you involved.
Dont judge differences in others and expect not to be judged in return.
Hope youre well,
16-01-2012 09:24 #40
I'm glad you're on your merry way home. It's nice when you come visit but I sure am glad you've moved to a other state. Your great, in very,very, very small doses. I don't know how your DF does it. I really don't. Unless he's secretly like you.
1. Don't tell me what to do with my child considering he is MY child.
2. Just because you mind children as your job, it doesn't mean that you know what it's like to be a parent. Why? Because you get to go home to your DF, cook a meal, put your feet up and relax followed by a good sleep in. You don't have to worry about those children 24/7.
3. You're not smarter than everyone so stop trying to make everyone look like an idiot OR don't look at them like they're an idiot. You do it to everyone so ease up princess.
4. Saying "mummy" and "daddy" at your age isn't cool.
5. Yes, it is a shock that I'm not taking your sh** anymore. It's amazing how much stronger I have become since becoming a mother. It's probably because people loved to point out what I was doing "wrong" as a first time mum. No, I refuse to let people tell me how to parent my child and I refuse to have anybody talk to me like I'm an idiot or disrespect me.
Have a safe trip!
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