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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveInTheBed View Post
    ...pretty sure my double pluggers are made from my umbilical cord.
    Umbilical cord? I dunno if bogans are down with that hippy sh!t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToughLove View Post
    I think we all have our slip-up true bogan moments.

    But the more common Bogan {scientific name: Thatsafullysik CommodoreSSBrogan} is genetic, I believe.

    We've all seen them, beautiful and untamed in their wild, natural habitat: the TAB.
    Their bleached, straw like locks blowing in the breeze, as they gallop magnificently across to the servo for one last pack a fags.

    And their mating cry, how beautiful it sounds after the fireworks in the school parking lot on Christmas day.
    The singlet wearing, tribal tattooed men bellowing "I love ya tramp stamp", and then the reply of "didja bring a slab along" from the females; in their fake tanned, white lipsticked glory.

    And such a heart warming occasion when they gather in a family group; each couple brings their 5+ WWF-t-shirt wearing children along, all of them with the same name: "Put that down! Put it down or I'll f***n kick ya into next week ya lil s***"

    Ahhh the beauty of the untamed Bogan


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    Quote Originally Posted by misskittyfantastico View Post
    Umbilical cord? I dunno if bogans are down with that hippy sh!t.
    oh sh!t

    I was gunna say - 'were joined to my umbilical cord'


    should I have just gone with, 'me mum spat me out - fongs n all'

    ?? better


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    Yes...its a choice to grow a rats tail

    A bad, bad choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToughLove View Post
    I think we all have our slip-up true bogan moments.

    But the more common Bogan {scientific name: Thatsafullysik CommodoreSSBrogan} is genetic, I believe.

    We've all seen them, beautiful and untamed in their wild, natural habitat: the TAB.
    Their bleached, straw like locks blowing in the breeze, as they gallop magnificently across to the servo for one last pack a fags.

    And their mating cry, how beautiful it sounds after the fireworks in the school parking lot on Christmas day.
    The singlet wearing, tribal tattooed men bellowing "I love ya tramp stamp", and then the reply of "didja bring a slab along" from the females; in their fake tanned, white lipsticked glory.

    And such a heart warming occasion when they gather in a family group; each couple brings their 5+ WWF-t-shirt wearing children along, all of them with the same name: "Put that down! Put it down or I'll f***n kick ya into next week ya lil s***"

    Ahhh the beauty of the untamed Bogan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonhead View Post
    Yes...its a choice to grow a rats tail

    A bad, bad choice
    I always feel SO tempted to cut off people's rats tails. It's like they're just hanging there, screaming to be cut off. *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonhead View Post
    Yes...its a choice to grow a rats tail

    A bad, bad choice
    The worst part about rats tails and bogans is, for the most part you have a choice between a rats tail or a mullet..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennaisme View Post
    The worst part about rats tails and bogans is, for the most part you have a choice between a rats tail or a mullet..
    MSI fan??

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveInTheBed View Post
    ...pretty sure my double pluggers are made from my umbilical cord.
    one of DP's cousins made his from tyre tread and telecom rope, apparently he gets a good 100k outta them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MothersInstinct View Post
    one of DP's cousins made his from tyre tread and telecom rope, apparently he gets a good 100k outta them!

    oooooh...another recycling hippy type bogan!!?

    *high five*


 

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