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03-01-2012 20:12 #11
03-01-2012 20:15 #12Senior Member
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No condoms for casual or first time se.x.
Woman and man orgasm simultaneously during se.x.
...why are mine dirty...?
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03-01-2012 20:23 #13
When in bed the sheets always end at the mans waist and the women's neck
When people drive straight the move the steering wheel back and forth
03-01-2012 20:30 #14
When a guy falls in love with a chick who is engaged to be married but waits until the actual wedding to burst into the ceremony to announce his feelings...and the groom is somehow so understanding about the situation & politely lets the guy steal his bride! Ummm, pretty sure in real life that situation would turn mighty ugly.
03-01-2012 20:31 #15
When the bedroom light goes off the moon magically gets brighter
03-01-2012 20:36 #16
03-01-2012 20:37 #17
How 'the morning after' the women never have bed-hair, smudged makeup or morning breath, and when they wrap the sheet around themselves and move away from the bed, there is never an undignified tug cos Mr. Man has rolled over on top of it
03-01-2012 20:52 #18
I never see women in films birthing in a position other than on their back. They are always on their back with their legs up. When I first fell pregnant and met with my midwife I was surprised when she discussed birthing positions - I assumed it was supine position only because of the movies!
And it annoys me when women aren't depicted accurately in historical films. For example, 10, 000 BC - hairy men, as expected, but the leading female had plucked eyebrows, eyeliner and a push-up bra. Hmmm!
03-01-2012 20:52 #19
Oh and while it DOES happen IRL - usually when a guy says 'let's just have s3x and this doesn't mean anything' 98% of the time it IS just sex and it DOESN'T mean anything.
03-01-2012 20:53 #20
Oh yes and s3x scenes - I don't expect to see heaps of foreplay but c'mon! What is the go, it's all about the dudes!
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