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    Default *spin off... kinda* what's the funniest thing your child has done or said?

    my son (almost 5) was helping to feed his baby brother his bottle, while i prepared dinner...
    baby stopped drinking and my son yells out 'he doesn't want anymore mumma!'
    so i say okay that's fine...
    couple seconds later i turn around to find that my son has put the bib on and is drinking the rest of babys bottle! bwahahahahaha!
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    So this got me thinking...
    what funny things do your kids do or say?
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    LOL Cute


    I once threw a book at a wall and it punched a perfectly neat rectangular slot in the gyprock *oops*
    A few weeks later my 2 and a half year old DS threw a book at his baby sisters head. I said "What did you do that for?!"
    He replies "You throw book at wall, you leave hole in wall. I throw book Sienna's head, her be moneybox" ........

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    Bwahahahahahaha! omg! that's dangerous but soooooo funny! rofl!

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    My DP called someone a D1ck and balls in the car one day. DD heard and of cause took it in straight away.
    We got to the shops and asks us if we are going to meet deacon balls.
    She kept asking us who deacon balls is. Now when DP sees someone doing something stupid/annoying or rude he tells DD that his name is deacon balls.

    DD just thinks there are a lot of people called deacon around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by confusd View Post
    My DP called someone a D1ck and balls in the car one day. DD heard and of cause took it in straight away.
    We got to the shops and asks us if we are going to meet deacon balls.
    She kept asking us who deacon balls is. Now when DP sees someone doing something stupid/annoying or rude he tells DD that his name is deacon balls.

    DD just thinks there are a lot of people called deacon around.
    Omfg I can't stop laughing

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    My 2 yr old nephew loves that Oso character on foxtel for ages we thought he was saying ar$ehole lol

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    Hahaha at deacon balls!

    when my baby was born i was breast feeding... baby was crying... so my son says to him, its okay Rj... mummy has milk in her boobies... when she comes over here you can eat her!
    =o hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by •kristyb• View Post
    My 2 yr old nephew loves that Oso character on foxtel for ages we thought he was saying ar$ehole lol
    So did we, but it was my son. He only watches Disney at Nana's so hubby and I had no idea what he was on about.


    My son apologizing to me for my pen¡S falling off is still my favourite. But there have been many and will be many more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by confusd View Post
    My DP called someone a D1ck and balls in the car one day. DD heard and of cause took it in straight away.
    We got to the shops and asks us if we are going to meet deacon balls.
    She kept asking us who deacon balls is. Now when DP sees someone doing something stupid/annoying or rude he tells DD that his name is deacon balls.

    DD just thinks there are a lot of people called deacon around.
    Bahahaha!!!!

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    Last week while we were doing the grocery shopping DD decides it would be perfect timing to rip off a huge fart, she then innocently looks around and says ' Phew mummy something stinks, Daddy farted' there was a really good looking blonde girl standing in the isle beside us and she started giggeling. Poor DH went crimson!! He was so embarrased especially as DD would not stop yelling out how bad daddy's fart smelled


 

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