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01-11-2011 09:39 #51
01-11-2011 09:54 #52I'm lovin' it
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Hahaha, I absolutely love lame jokes and puns. My brother, df and I are always making really lame jokes and puns... Except only I'm laughing at them hahahaha. They're all usually spur of the moment off what someone says so I can't think of any now lol.
P.s I always call it tooth hurty without thinking haha.
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01-11-2011 10:12 #53Senior Member
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- Brisbane :)
"Hay's for horses!"
01-11-2011 11:08 #54
Eeeek! I'm so guilty of most of these to my kids!
01-11-2011 11:22 #55
Got a wake up txt this morning from my dad..
Dad: Coming over for coffee with your papa?
Me: At some point today I will
Dad: Everyone loves their papa!
He is now singing via txt!!
01-11-2011 11:25 #56
Just remembered...when I at my dads a couple days ago, he was telling me about his recent adventure to buy a new bed. Apparently he had a very pushy saleswoman who was eagerly trying to upsell massively..
Dad: no no, not that one. Thats out of my price range
Sales: Ohhhh but you'll love it..
Dad; No...forget this one. Its a no.
Sales: But its made from latex!
Dad: ....so what?, so are condoms.
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01-11-2011 12:19 #57-
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Dad's no longer with us, but he's still telling DP dad jokes.
DP is currently fixing his car, which is being a pain in the bum, yesterday he just cracked up laughing for no reason- Apparently "There's sump-thing wrong with the sump" just popped into his head... Dad jokes from beyond the grave!
I have taken over the dad jokes in my family.
Last week, DP said "I wonder how much my head will cost" (again talking about something to do with his car) and I said "I wouldn't pay much for that thing" (pointing at his head).
Another dad joke
Me: Where is mum?
Dad: She went mad so we shot her
Me: Where are going?
Dad: Mad! You wanna come?
01-11-2011 12:40 #58
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01-11-2011 14:20 #59
I love my dad!! This thread made me wanna call him! <3
When he washes his hands or finishes the dishes :
Dad: 'knock knock'
Me: who's there *remove glasses at this point)
Me: John who?
Dad: John the baptist *flicks water all
Over you face*
When I came back from the hairdresser my Grampa would say something like 'so when are you having your hair done?' or 'I'd sue the b@st@rds'
Also - on the 'white wedding' note... Dad woke me up on my wedding day singing that song... And then when we checked into the Sofitel that night (into our amazing room he booked us) it was playing on the TV in the bar at like, 12.30am... It made me cry. I LOVE MY DAD!!!
01-11-2011 14:35 #60
another one, when someone says do you like what I've done with my hair / haircut? dad will say, take that stupid wig off and I'll tell you.
Conversely if he gets his hair cut, not that there's much to cut, he complains that no one notices and pretends to flick long hair on either side over his shoulders.
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