I can't hold it in any longer. I'm just going to say it.
I love Dad jokes. I can't help it. The cornier the better. I love the cheesiness and the woeful puns. They crack me up. You might even say they are just too punny. See what I did there?
Somebody entertain me - what's the worst (read: BEST! ) Dad joke or pun you've got?
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31-10-2011 20:03 #1
My shameful confession
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31-10-2011 20:07 #2
31-10-2011 20:09 #3
I love them too!! Unfortunatly I can't think of any off the top of my head (lucky I am a Mum) but my Dad and FIl just make jokes out of the situations we are in, like bad puns etc and I always crack up laughing while every other sibling/inlaw rolls their eyes then looks at me in disbelief. That just makes me giggle more when I try to stop laughing if it was a really good one.
31-10-2011 20:09 #4
Daaaaad I feel like a *insert unhealthy confectionary item*
Well, you certainly don't look like one!
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31-10-2011 20:13 #5Senior Member
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My Dad calls half past 2 'dental time', as it's two thirty. Get it... 'tooth hurty'
He even got his secretary saying it at work. "Yes, the appointment's at dental time."
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31-10-2011 20:15 #6
'Dad I'm hungry'...'Hi Hungry I'm Dad'
31-10-2011 20:19 #7
31-10-2011 20:20 #8
These are great!
31-10-2011 20:21 #9
31-10-2011 20:25 #10
Ask FIL would you put the kettle on?
He says nah it won't fit me.
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