Guilty Secrets.

[TinyLittleTootsies]

Sometimes I put a movie on for the girls, give them a hot chocolate each so they don't wake me up and then put the heater on and I sleep on the couch for over an hour. I turn the ringer off on the phone and if my MIL called I call back and say I couldn't hear the phone over the vacuum noise.

[Myztiks#1Fan]

i shower about 6 times a day just so i can have 5mins to myself. sometimes those 5mins are actually 20mins (but it works, i rarely get annoyed by coop while i am in there) then i get changed back into my pjs

today i didnt get out of bed til 10:30am

[BorrisWombatWife]

I always leave (night) TAFE early each week get drive thru Chocy sunday. Pull up roadside & ring my sister for a chinwag then tell DH class ran late this week.
I have done the 30 minute clean before DH gets Home, I usually have dinner in slow cooker so it is ready to go.
I am never going to rule out bribes when I need kids to do something.

I have a smart phone & one day I will be smart enough to use it!

[dicey]

I sometimes have two lunches. I'll eat my lunch, still be hungry and head out for a snack, then end up buying another meal...

I shower for MUCH longer than 4 minutes. Try adding an 0 to that...

I pretend to be ill after a hard day at work so DP will do everything for me. Add moaning, groaning, pretending to have baby related pains....

I don't wash my pjs very often... I forget that they need to be washed, I only wear them for 5-7 hours a night....

I don't wash my jeans. Ever. That's on purpose...I'm just gross

I've told many parents at work that their children have had fantastic days, when really I can't be bothered explaining how much of a little sod their child has been.

When I was 15 my Aunt bought a new trampoline with a net for her kids. While they were playing with something else, I had a go and ripped the net. I blamed the dog....

[London]

I don't wash my jeans. Ever. That's on purpose...I'm just gross

Im the opposite, I was my jeans too often cos I love how they feel when they are freshly washed and all tight fitting again. Hate how they get baggy and get saggy-bum-looking when I dont wash them Lol

[duckduckgoose]

I eat maccas for lunch more times a week than not and then go home to abuse DH about not taking his lunch and spending money buying lunches!

I do this too!

[monnie24]

I always pick my nose and tell DP he is gross cos he always has his finger up his hahaha!

I pretend I only did one load of washing when I have probably done 6.

I 'didn't hear my phone/or I was asleep' but really I was just ignoring you hahahaha

[BreadRoll]

I do this too!

LOL what is with women doing this? honestly..

DW doesnt eat out a lot, but there is always some "work lunch" she has to attend or she says "i didnt have time to sit and eat so so-and-so got me a burger"

but if I buy food once its like WWIII.

[~ElectricPink~]

I often let DS stay up til really late at night coz I'm too lazy to put him into bed (and I like having the company) and just drag him in with me when I'm ready for bed What bad parenting, lol.

[London]

LOL what is with women doing this? honestly..

DW doesnt eat out a lot, but there is always some "work lunch" she has to attend or she says "i didnt have time to sit and eat so so-and-so got me a burger"

but if I buy food once its like WWIII.

Rofl!