Guilty Secrets.

[babycake]

Oh My, these are funny, just what i needed for a Tuesday morning

[Luna Lovegood]

I brought a Toblerone for DH on Sunday to celebrate his last shift at work for 10 days...but then I wanted just one little taste...and before I knew it I ate the whole thing...then he walked in the door so I threw the package under the lounge...and haven't had the opportunity to sneak it out of the house without him noticing.

I am not meant to be shopping at the moment (saving money) but I brought clothes online the last week and they arrived while I was in Brisbane. DH called up asking what the package was and if he could open it...I told him it was his anniversary gift so he'd better not open it...

I watch Wife Swap religiously.

I have a secret stash of M&M's in my underwear draw.

I go through DH's pockets and wallet when he gets home and steal his silver change because I like to use the coin machine at the bank...(I think DH knows about this though, because he likes the counting machine too)...

[London]

I go through DH's pockets and wallet when he gets home and steal his silver change because I like to use the coin machine at the bank...(I think DH knows about this though, because he likes the counting machine too)...

I love when the bank is alll quiet and everyone is looking at their watches and silently raging that its taking sooo long, and then suddenly you hear the sound of a billion coins being emptied and the machine griding trying to count them all. Snaps everyone out of what they're thinking and everyone is suddenly looking at you. Its at this point, I jump up and down and clap and act excited at the machine doing its job and embarrass DP properly

[noskie]

teehee im also one who doesnt wash sheets for weeks and weeks! in saying that, DH and i shower every night before bed so its not like we get in all sweaty and dirty from the day's business.

[Lemmings]

Im another weeks sheet washer lol.

Sometimes I do nothing all day then do a quick spruce up of the house half an hour before DP gets home to make it look like ive done something

[krystallxx]

Sometimes I kick DH and tell him he's been snoring when I just resent the fact that I'm up half the night and he isn't.

Haha I do this too!

Mmmm sometimes I imagine someone else when having sex :| I'm horrible I know!

[babycake]

i do this too, in between my junk food binge

Sometimes I do nothing all day then do a quick spruce up of the house half an hour before DP gets home to make it look like ive done something [/QUOTE]

[becca022]

I secretly watch Glee & act like I'm not really watching it when dp walks in.

I sometimes don't wash the sheets for weeks.

I love chocolate milk & it's how I wind down after the kids are asleep.

That's all I can think of for now.

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[BreadRoll]

I dont mind the smell of my own farts!

Now all you have to do is convince the rest of us your sh!t doesnt stink!

[zombiekitty]

I fart lots. Like, heaps and they are rank.
I buy chocolate and hide it so DH doesn't know it's here.
I don't change my sheets for weeks at a time.
I pick my nose.
I love days of our lives and watch it religiously.