Hehehe I love this thread!
I tell DH I'm researching activities etc for my FDC but really I'm on BH.
I use the DS and DD woke up "x" amount of times last night so I get go stay in bed while DH gets up.
DH thinks item of clothing I've ever brought for myself, DS and DD have always been on sale.
Our cleaner does 3 hours every week not 2 just so I don't have to fold the washing and change the sheets.
One of us is always "sick" when certain people ask to come visit.
Yes microwaved scrambled eggs or banana splits are dinner for DS and I when DH is away.
Shaving legs and underarms only ever gets done when clothes that cover those areas are dirty.
Hmmm I'm sure there is more so no doubt you will see more from me lol
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26-03-2012 23:08 #171
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26-03-2012 23:56 #173
I hate sleeping in the same bed as dp - he snores and some nights i sneak into the spare bedroom once he is asleep - which is now!
27-03-2012 00:13 #174
Loving everyones little secrets. Okay a few of mine are that I laugh at DH when he farts in his sleep, always have a packet of jelly stashed in the pantry and I really want to start smoking again but haven't yet since i'm still breastfeeding. Hoping that craving will one day magically disappear.
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27-03-2012 06:34 #175-
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I usually hit DH in the night when he is snoring to stop him but last night it backfired...I punched him in his back and he woke up so fast, jumped up and was like 'WHat the F*** did you just do that for?!!!!!!!!!!!'
I mumbled, 'I was stroking you'...pretending to be half asleep....
He wouldn't have it, called me horrible, got up and slept on the sofa!
27-03-2012 09:02 #176
I am obsessed with pimples/blackheads/anything puss related. I attack DH all the time coz he gets nice and grubby at work, which equals dirty pores :-D I've even been known to sit on YouTube watching videos on mega zits, staph infections, infected spider bites, etc.
I once let DS sit in a dirty nappy for 5 mins coz I was facebooking - looked over to see it had leaked out of his leg and he was having a taste :-S
As a teenager I worked at bakers delight. Once I dropped the hundreds & thousands container on the floor, spilling half of them. Didn't want to get in trouble so I scooped what I could back into the container & swept the rest down the drain hole.
27-03-2012 09:09 #177
If I have to duck to the shops on my own when DH is home, I will treat myself to a chocolate that I scoff down on the way home! lol
27-03-2012 09:17 #178
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27-03-2012 09:49 #180
Tuesday nights my DH plays soccer with his mates till about 8:30pm so when I get home I buy myself take out for dinner and have ice cream for dessert. I watch all MY tv shows and make a real night of it. As DH wants to lose some weight he asks for a salad on Tuesday nights after soccer. When he comes home to eat, I have a very small bowl of salad telling him I'm not that hungry!
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