Not so embarrassing but funny.
When I picked up DS1 from childcare a few weeks ago (his second session) he informed the centre director that Mummy had no money and needs to get a second job. I went back to work one day a week but we had never discussed why in front of the kids. Clever little bugger.
My son frequently apologizes to me for not having a penis. "Oh no Mummy, where did your penis go? It falled off! Oh, my so sorry Mummy." He does it a lot at home but really loudly in a cubical at shopping. You can usually hear giggles from nearby.
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12-06-2011 22:15 #81
13-06-2011 11:44 #82
We were in line to get a drink at dreamworld when DS was 4, turn around and he is a few meters away, lying on the ground on his tummy poking a man's artificial leg. He then proceeds to yell out "mummy its not real!!" Thank goodness the man was facing the other way and didn't hear as I scooped him up quickly and walked away.
17-06-2011 23:40 #83-
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Well at 13 months DD had a moment
A stranger was feeding her DD, and Miss E went running up saying "b00by b00by MMMMMMmmMMM b000by!" and tried to pull the other girl out the way so SHE could have b00by from this stranger.
The woman thought it was hilarious, thankfully
so um yeah, I made a new friend today haha
18-06-2011 00:23 #84
In the library with my then two year old...
"you worked in a library, mummy"
"then you stopped working and I came out your GINA!!"
08-08-2013 17:54 #85
Old thread just read it snickering away to myself
Gotta love toddlers!!
08-08-2013 18:17 #86
My mothers says when I was two, we would have guests over and I would lift my cats tail up and say "My pussy has a pagina."
08-08-2013 18:25 #87
My 5yo brother said my mums vulva looks like a kiwi fruit in a public toilet. Awkward.
08-08-2013 18:30 #88
My DS on "news day" at preschool announced to everyone that I was pregnant with a baby girl and her name was Kaneesha (???). All the staff congratulated me when I came to get him in the arvo. So mortified...was def not pregnant!
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08-08-2013 19:06 #89
Me and my 2 year old boy were in bigw last week, he went up to the manican with a bra and knickers on, got down on his knees and pulled down her knickers and was looking down the knickers , I was laughing so much, not sure what others would of thought but totally innocent
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08-08-2013 19:11 #90
My niece (aged 3) asked the entire family over the dinner table why did I have such big boobies.
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