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17-05-2011 13:08 #111
17-05-2011 15:24 #112
17-05-2011 15:44 #113
So is it crueler to ) feed their kid a carrot while they had a cuppa and used wifi or b) For specifically giving an unpeeled carrot?!?
omfg I can't believe anyone wouldn't peel a carrot.
zomfg I know what a sh!tty mum. She should march hrself into docs and declare I HAVE MCDONALDS COFFEE TO USE THE WIFI AND DUZ NOT BUY MY KID MACDONALDS AND MAKE THEM EAT F*&CKING *UNPEELED* CARROTS.
But srsly, I hope you called docs about it OP.
THats as seroiusly messed up bad as letting your kid plank on a "germy" wheely bin, where they would be at serious risk of stronger immune systm. I hope you all have that spray that community health announcement/ ad on tv with the mum/weird ninja crossed with stormtrooper outfit to put on and spray your house with protective mama bear chemicals to rid your house of those life threatening germs.
Last edited by Looshkin; 17-05-2011 at 15:47.
17-05-2011 15:46 #114Senior Member
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God this thread is still funny
17-05-2011 16:17 #115
I wonder if there's a thread somewhere on some forum about DD? I arranged to meet up with someone from the internet because I was selling something of interest to her. We agreed that Maccas was a good place to meet because we both have kids and can get coffee too. There is nothing on the menu that DD can eat! Those gluten free biscuits have chocolate in them and she can't have chocolate. So I bought her a $3 fruit salad (fresh watermelon, rockmelon, honeydew melon and strawberries, yum!) from the fruit shop and she took her water bottle like she does everywhere.
"Mother takeschild to Maccas, buys herself coffee and carrot cake, gives child cut fruit and water brought from home"
Last edited by share a book; 17-05-2011 at 16:24.
17-05-2011 16:22 #116
HAHAHA oh girls thanks for pointing me in the direction of the horse carrot maccas!
OP, the way you wrote the OP wad just brilliant!!
Thanks for the ha-ha's peeps
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
*This communication was brought to you by the letter *i* and the word *phone*
17-05-2011 16:25 #117
17-05-2011 16:28 #118
Pmsl @ mm.
17-05-2011 16:35 #119
Muuum she's eating my unpeeled horse carrot
17-05-2011 16:57 #120
Aww mum, why can't I have a carrot?
poor kids with the carrot!! That's like the ultimate tease lol
Swimming Up ******:
*goes off to delete her thread about the nasty mum who took her darling little girl to maccas and would only let her eat fruit salad *
Last edited by lovebeingamum!; 17-05-2011 at 17:00.
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