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    Hi Girls,

    this thread is sooo needed. Very funny stories.

    WFMB - a star shape??? Yikes how long did that take to do and the pain...oh, I definately couldnt go through that.

    My DH had to give his sample at MIVF over 2 years ago and he still talks about the great little room, where the shelves are stocked with material that someone must have gone to Thailand to purchase (he reckons he wants to job of purchasing the new material). In fact we were in at MIVF earlier this week (boo hoo, not a nice visit) and DH said to me "hun, you can wait in the waiting room, but I'm gonna go find that other room again".

    Keep up the stories girls (and guys).

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    Default The dreaded Crinone

    Love this thread.

    Well my story relates to Crinone..........After my first stim cycle, DH and I went up to Mt Buller to "relax" for a few days over Easter. We had a friend of DH's from overseas staying with us, so she came with us. There was a stuffup with the hotel booking, so all 3 of us ended up sharing a room.

    I don't know this girl terribly well and we had not told her we were doing IVF at that stage. So on the first night, I waited until she appeared to be asleep and then.......very quietly........in the dark........I opened my Crinone and ........oops.........the Crinone exploded all over me. What the.......? I tried again..........as soon as I opened the Crinone again, 50 percent of the contents exploded out and all over me. I tried 3 pessaries and each time, the same thing happened.

    So there I was in the dark, trying to be quiet so that DH's friend doesn't know I am trying to shove Crinone up my whoo ha, covered in Crinone and freaking out about why the bloomin' things were exploding and thinking that the cycle won't work cos I can't get the Crinone into me. So there was lots of hushed, slightly distressed discussions with DH under the bedsheets.

    I rang the clinic the next day and they said it was the "altitude" causing them to explode!!!!!!!!!

    Funnier was DH's friend's reaction. When we told her we were doing IVF, and the case of the exploding Crinone, she roared laughing........."I was awake. I just thought it was some strange lovemaking thing you were doing" We wish!!

    How embarrassing!!!!! But also, what a good way to have a good laugh about the crazy things you do on IVF!!

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    I asked my DP to "give me a little tidy up" down there... Well, he took the whole lot off. I have an FS dildocam on Thursday and I am completly "BALD"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ang39 View Post
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    WFMB - a star shape??? Yikes how long did that take to do and the pain...oh, I definately couldnt go through that.
    Oh it was worth it!!!! DH was soooo impressed! My hard work was rewarded!!!

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    Hi ladies.. there are some very funny stories in here.. so glad this thread was started. Hope you don't mind if i add my own???

    When I was doing IVF last year, DH couldn't come to all the appts so my mum came with me to some, this particular appt was for a scan, our FS likes to do all scans prior to EPU. Our FS is known as a bit of a lad and hoot, after my scan he opened the door from his consulting room to let me into the waiting room and he saw my mum sitting there and he said

    "Mrs Smith, would you like an embryo? I have plenty on ice out here"

    She replied "No thanks Dr Waz, I've had a hysterectomy"

    FS replied "That's ok we can come to some arrangement. How about I implant it in your arm!!"

    To that he closed his door and that was that!

    The waiting room was FULL and everyone was in fits of laughter!!! He is just hilarious!
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    my DH just looked at the clock and said "you gotta shoot up". I have the giggles now and I bet he has no idea why.

    When I said Im not a druggie he said "oh Im sorry you have to take your injections".


    Hillarious you gotta shoot up. lol


    TNTbub

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    lilypily....dont worry about being bald.......sorry if it's TMI but when i get it waxed i actually get the whole lot off. I feel so fresh and so clean when i have no hair there. I must say tho that the first time i had a dildocam appt i noticed the FS had a slight funny look on her face but she quickly covered it up. maybe their not used to seeing baldies?? haha. Anyway, it may be 'little girl' like but i always get it all waxed off.....and always make sure it's done in time for start of cycles so that i'm all fresh and clean when the drs and nurses see me. i love it!!

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    I love this thread!!!

    i think mine was monday when the RE "knocked" on the cubicle door and asked if i was decent...and i came back with "it's fine, in a few minutes I'll be out cold with my legs in the air, I'm sure a bit of leg is no problem"

    poor Dh, i think he wanted to crawl under the bed and hide

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    We haven't gotten to EPU yet (still stimming) but at our appointment, the FS was quickly going through the stages of IVF (the nurse went through it all in detail afterwards) when he got to the bit about DH making his contribution FS started with "and then you'll go into the Masturbatorium..."

    We both cracked up. Our FS is a funny guy.

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    We are about to jump back on the IVF train and I have my first appointment this Friday. I have been flooded with memories of our first attempt back in 2008 and remembered my embryo transfer. We got ushered into the transfer room which was so tiny I sat in this bizzare looking chair and before I knew it I was put into a reclined position with my legs sticking up in the air, naked from the waist down the embryologist comes in with the catheter and the Dr uses the ultra sound to guide it in we all sit there with baited breath waiting for the embryologist to confirm it has gone in - mmm that is a no! So back he comes a few minutes later round 2, again we all wait - no joy again! by this time I sitting there with a room full of strangers, the door is wide open and my miffy is there for all to see. Round 3 and finaly we all see it pop in on the ultrasound the embryologist comes over and gives me a quick high five and applogises for the indignity I have just suffered. I cant believe we are doing this again we must be nuts


 

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