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    Default Rudolph

    You know, it's just struck me that reindeer really aren't your friend.

    Think about it - if you're slightly different in any definable way, they'll gang together to mock, tease and ostracise you.

    But the moment you get promoted above them... oh, suddenly NOW it's all different - NOW they can't get enough of you.

    Fickle creatures.

    No more leaving carrots out for them! Boycott!

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    Sounds like a lot of people I know....
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    Someone told me that if a reindeer still has its antlers at Christmas time - it must be a female reindeer (as male reindeer have already dropped their antlers by that time of year). Now, every picture of Santa's reindeer has reindeer with antlers, ergo they must all be female.

    Does this help explain the fickle-ness?

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    They are Mean Girls!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xkwzit View Post
    Someone told me that if a reindeer still has its antlers at Christmas time - it must be a female reindeer (as male reindeer have already dropped their antlers by that time of year). Now, every picture of Santa's reindeer has reindeer with antlers, ergo they must all be female.
    he he he.... I heard this also!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xkwzit View Post
    Now, every picture of Santa's reindeer has reindeer with antlers, ergo they must all be female.
    Which explains how they manage to be organised enough to get all the way around the world on one night!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bron View Post
    Which explains how they manage to be organised enough to get all the way around the world on one night!!!
    You took the words rigt out of mouth bron!

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    so true hehe

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    Oh that is so ture only a women could be that organised.

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    Do they ever need to ask for directions?

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