Olive Oil (16-09-2016)
I get irrationally angry at the dog in the morning, when all he's done is look at me through the glass door.
Mine were all rather dangerous ones (stepping out into traffic thinking lights were green, gesturing with a knife in hand and it sailing through the air, etc) until I started getting some sleep recently.
Today's one was re-filling the formula dispenser and losing count but instead of tipping out and starting again, just start counting at 1 and wonder why on earth it is spilling out of the container... like how did it fill after 3 scoops when I usually have room left after 6???
Stand in the shower and wash myself. Wait 2 seconds and then wonder if I washed my face yet. Wash face and while doing it think, yes this is familiar I think I already washed my face. Stand there for another second and wonder did I wash my body. Wash body and think yep I did that too..... Then think WTF WOMEN YOU CANT EVEN SHOWER YOURSELF how can you be trusted to care for these two children!?!?
You just sub on a post, so you can come back and comment later, because you're too tired to remember a funny one.
Last edited by BluePixie; 26-09-2016 at 20:20. Reason: too tired to spell
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