Blossom74 My GP suggested a colonoscopy and the down the throat one because my iron levels keep falling. I informed him I've got enough poking of internal places going on at the moment, thanks. Unfortunately I developed a tear from bad constipation after surgery, and have had to suffer the rubber glove torture a couple of times. When the cream didn't work the specialist’s next suggestion was botox... in there!!! Nooo freaking way! I put up with the pain and trauma, and even the occasional enema/suppository (in times of emergency only!) but that is as far as I go!
Just catching up.. Not sure whats funnier, "you should get 13 eggs" comment or "curry butt" comment.
BlondeinBrisvegas his last suggestion was cutting the muscle. I was all shaking my head before he got into the 'small percentage end up with colostomy bags' speech...
Today I was halfway through my grocery shopping when I looked down at my hand and holy shizzle my fingers were purple and there was this purple rash spreading down my hand! I started freaking out gangrene? Ebola? The Black Death?????
Ohhhh that's right I'd been rummaging around in frozen blueberries
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