Just catching up.. Not sure whats funnier, "you should get 13 eggs" comment or "curry butt" comment.
BlondeinBrisvegas his last suggestion was cutting the muscle. I was all shaking my head before he got into the 'small percentage end up with colostomy bags' speech...
Today I was halfway through my grocery shopping when I looked down at my hand and holy shizzle my fingers were purple and there was this purple rash spreading down my hand! I started freaking out gangrene? Ebola? The Black Death?????
Ohhhh that's right I'd been rummaging around in frozen blueberries
@MissDa Ive been out and looked at my hands and thought I was a Smurf.. Blue hands... My god Ive cut off my circulation, Im low in oxygen... Aahhh no, just got new jeans and the denim dye rubs off on your hands. It happened to vanilla Richie on the Bach.
Last edited by Chiefsgirl; 16-09-2016 at 23:12.
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