Oh dear @Sunmer! I'm having year 7 camp flash backs from walking what felt like ages away from the tents to go "alfresco" only to wake the next morning and find it 5 meters from the front of your tent!
I think I'd be too scared of spiders to poop under a tree in the middle of nowhere!
Welcome home @Caesardust, I bet your puppy imploded! Enjoy the cuddles. Hoping praying wishing for two undoubtable pink lines for you soon x