@Tahli "Good Morning and Welcome to BFFP Airlines!!!! Flight FET to Cape Town will be departing at 6.30pm this evening. Please have your boarding pass ready and Ben-Wa Balls inserted prior to boarding the aircraft at the Gate"
Today's the day Luv!!!!!!!
I know you're going to be busier than a blue-ar*ed fly this morning so am going to wish you all the very best now for a safe and swift flight over!!!
and a sh!tload of prayers being sent your way for a sticky one for you!!!!!