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    Just last week as we walked into playgroup ds proudly announced to everyone that "mummy has a pad on so she doesnt wee her pants". I died

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    We took DS to a farm during the holidays where he got to milk a cow - when he went back to school his teacher asked him what he did in the holidays - surrounded by a few other parents, kids and teachers in the playground at drop off - he loudly announced that he

    "pulled on a cows doodle and White liquid came out"

    Thankfully I was there and said he means he was milking a cow! He was squeezing her teats and milk came out!!!!!! I thank the lord I was there to explain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elijahs Mum View Post
    We took DS to a farm during the holidays where he got to milk a cow - when he went back to school his teacher asked him what he did in the holidays - surrounded by a few other parents, kids and teachers in the playground at drop off - he loudly announced that he

    "pulled on a cows doodle and White liquid came out"

    Thankfully I was there and said he means he was milking a cow! He was squeezing her teats and milk came out!!!!!! I thank the lord I was there to explain!
    Bahaha. My DSS said something similar after visiting a farm and added 'and it went in a girl's mouth'.

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    This thread has made my train journey home so much more enjoyable. Thanks ladies!

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    A couple of years ago my son announced loudly in the toilets at the cinema "I can see your penis, mummy!", obviously we started reading Everybody's Got a Bottom more regularly after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olive Oil View Post
    My DS (just turned 2) has just starting stringing words together. On our walk he very loudly shouted while pointing, "mummy, man boobies!" At a man who had did have man boobies. I wish the ground could swallow me up.
    Man boobies! Haha LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowers21 View Post
    In a toilet at the shops very pregnant with dd2 dd1 shouts mummy your vagina is really hairy ha ha there was someone in the next stall too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elijahs Mum View Post
    We took DS to a farm during the holidays where he got to milk a cow - when he went back to school his teacher asked him what he did in the holidays - surrounded by a few other parents, kids and teachers in the playground at drop off - he loudly announced that he

    "pulled on a cows doodle and White liquid came out"

    Thankfully I was there and said he means he was milking a cow! He was squeezing her teats and milk came out!!!!!! I thank the lord I was there to explain!
    OMG! Haha!!!!!

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    When my DD aged 3 was in hospital she said loudly, "oh look Mummy. That nurse can't use a computer. I think she needs a doctor to show her how to do it!". The nurse was not impressed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tainted View Post
    A couple of years ago my son announced loudly in the toilets at the cinema "I can see your penis, mummy!", obviously we started reading Everybody's Got a Bottom more regularly after that.
    LOL!

    These are so funny! I'm actually in pain from laughing!


 

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