I know people hate name changes
I know there was much fuss after the last mass change.
I know the mods worked hard (?!?!?) to find a name they thought suited me
I can't be GucciDahling anymore.
I haven't worn heels regularly since DS was born - he's nearly 2.
I haven't had a make up splurge in over 12 months
My favourite attire is stretchy pants
My hair is in a messy bun daily and not even the cool kind.
I know I know - I barely know me anymore!
I just became TheGooch
Sweaty balls, perineum, doodles whatever.
I think I can carry it off. And if not, it's still essentially an anonymous forum.
Mods... Can you change my name please?!?!