While we are all being so honest, I need to put my hands up for the thunder daks category.
Years ago in my mid 20's I had the most explosive gastro of my life. The kind where I had to concentrate at all times to clench or something may leak out. My very good looking boyfriend of the time insisted on coming visit me to cheer me up. I had it all under control until he told me a hilarious joke.
Suddenly the laughter stopped and here I am yelling at him to get out! He got so offended and marched out the back door... I ran full speed to the shower and then it dawned on him what had happened. I could hear him in hysterics out in the backyard from the shower... Which I had just jumped into fully clothed. Ugh... Memories. He never did quite let me forget that.
Well we all have poop stories that go either way I think. From one extreme to other. The ssharting I've endured while prego or waiting for DP to get off the damned loo so I can go only to have that little bit seep out and enough for you to have to change your daks and be late for work ! Atm I would love to be able to just go and it'll come up alone but all these drugs post c-sec have me backed up like a mo fo in gridlock traffic in peak hour. Not going anywhere
Why do threads I am involved in always turn to poo
Once I took these weight loss pills OMG! Horrible was like farting & ****ting fat. I had to wear super pads just in case 😳 hahaha!!!
Missed you too VP. Didn't realise AS was gone . Thought she was busy studying hope she returns
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